Tuesday, June 27, 2017

The Usual Suspects Lineup Scene



Friday, June 16, 2017

Sam Kinison on Letterman 1985




[–]OneRedYear 3 points 17 hours ago

Son, they can have every fucking thing on earth and they will never be satiated because they don't have the stars. They will have the stars and want galaxies, they can have galaxies but want the entire universe. They would bend God himself to their will and cuck him. There is no limit. There is no filling the howling black hole in the center of their being. To try is a fools errand. You just have to subjugate them or enjoy them for a little while and move on. These days, it's enjoy and move on.

Thursday, June 15, 2017

The Lion by Christopher Walken



Wednesday, June 14, 2017

What A Fool Believes by The Doobie Brothers




"What a Fool Believes" is a song written by Michael McDonald and Kenny Loggins. The best-known version was recorded by The Doobie Brothers for their 1978 album Minute by Minute. Debuting at number 73 on January 20, 1979, the single reached number one on the Billboard Hot 100 on 14 April 1979 for one week. The song received Grammy Awards in 1980 for both Song of the Year and Record of the Year.

"What a Fool Believes" was one of the few non-disco No. 1 hits on the Billboard Hot 100 during the first eight months of 1979. The song lyrics tell a story of a man who is reunited with an old love interest and attempts to rekindle a romantic relationship with her before discovering that one never really existed.

Tuesday, June 13, 2017

DJ Jazzy Jeff at Boiler Room Philadelphia




Michel Houellebecq on Tocqueville:

I want to imagine under what new features despotism could present itself to the world; I see an innumerable crowd of similar and equal men who spin around restlessly, in order to gain small and vulgar pleasures with which they fill their souls. Each one of them, withdrawn apart, is like a stranger to the destiny of all the others; his children and his particular friends form for him the entire human species;g as for the remainder of his fellow citizens, he is next to them, but he does not see them; he touches them without feeling them; he exists only in himself and for himself alone, and if he still has a family, you can say that at least he no longer has a homeland.

Above those men arises an immense and tutelary power that alone takes charge of assuring their enjoyment and of looking after their fate. It is absolute, detailed, regular, far-sighted and mild. It would resemble paternal power if, like it, it had as a goal to prepare men for manhood; but on the contrary it seeks only to fix them irrevocably in childhood; it likes the citizens to enjoy themselves, provided that they think only about enjoying themselves. It works willingly for their happiness; but it wants to be the unique agent for it and the sole arbiter; it attends to their security, provides for their needs, facilitates their pleasures, conducts their principal affairs, directs their industry, settles their estates, divides their inheritances; how can it not remove entirely from them the trouble to think and the difficulty of living?

This was published in 1840, in the second part of Democracy in America. I found it breathtaking. In terms of ideas, this own passage contains the whole of my work. I’d only add one thing: the individual in Toqueville at least has a friend and a family; in my universe he doesn’t anymore. So the process of atomization that he described has reached it’s final conclusion.

This passage also contains almost all of the work of Phillippe Muray. Phillippe only added one thing: that that power he described isn’t a fatherly power. He sees it as motherly power. And so the modernity announced by Muray implies the comeback of the matriarchy, in a new form, formed by the state. So the state keeps the people in a perpetual state of infancy; and the first enemy that modern society attempts to crush is virility itself.

In this sense, the evolution of France since Muray’s death [in 2006], and in particular since the socialists won the presidency, have confirmed his prophecies to an amazing degree. So much that even himself would have been surprised by, for example, the fact that France was after Sweden the second country in Europe to criminalize prostitution. I think he would have had trouble understanding it.

If I tell you my opinion, I believe that banning prostitution amounts to abolishing one of the fundamental pillars of society. It means making marriage impossible. Without prostitution as a corrective, marriage collapses, family collapses too, and then society for demographic reasons. And so banning prostitution is simply one aspect of the European suicide.

So as things stand now we can predict a great future with a rather ancient formula, which comes from the Middle Ages, the 7th century. Salafist Islam. It’s true that right now the events aren’t quite agreeing with me. But I stand by my prophecy. Because jihadism will end, people always end up tiring of carnage and suicide. The proliferation of Islam is only on its early phases, because demographics are on its side. And Europe, by not defending itself, has a suicidal attitude. And we mustn’t think it will be a slow suicide. With a fertility rate of 1.3 or 1.4, it will happen very quickly.

Given the circumstances, I think all those debates that French intellectuals are having on secularism, Islam, etc. are all completely pointless. For they ignore the only relevant factor, which is the present state of the couple and the family.

Saturday, June 10, 2017

Get Down Love by Situation




Clark Kent • 4 days ago

I forgot who posted it a while back but I'll paraphrase an older ROK comment. Women pay to go to school and get degrees in social studies, healthcare, or some such. They rarely start companies or do the most difficult and prestigious work. In the end, the majority of them become teachers, nurses, retail, and office workers. These are the same jobs women used to do before feminism "liberated" them. Except now they put themselves into serious debt to do the same shit they've always done. The result is we've basically destroyed motherhood and social standards. If you look at wages vs. cost of goods, prices have tripled since 1970. People complain about everything being so expensive now, but instead of making more real things we just make bullshit busy jobs and extend more debt. Guess who benefits in that scenario.



Thursday, June 8, 2017

Red Lips by ϟƘƦƖןןΣx and Sam Bruno





More Skrillex bitches. Snake girl courtesy of Robot Cat at http://robotcat-art.tumblr.com/

Wednesday, June 7, 2017

Cherry by Lisa Shaw



Wednesday, May 31, 2017

Highland Trailer




Netflix has picked up “Highland,” a documentary mini-series about marijuana in Thailand. The show is produced by Coconuts TV and is immediately available on the Netflix platform.

The series depicts a lesser-known side of the Southeast Asian nation, far from the tourists and the tropical beaches. A growing community of Thai people is fighting a battle to legalize marijuana. The series probes pot’s legal status, history that relates to the U.S. role in the Vietnam War, and presents today’s marijuana entrepreneurs.

The series was produced in-house by Coconuts TV, a subsidiary of Asian digital publishing house Coconuts which “produces short videos exploring the weird and wondrous stories of Asia, distributing them on social media and licensing to broadcast and OTT channels.”

“Highland” was directed by William Mitchell and hosted by Sebastian Perry. Executive producer is Byron Perry.



Tuesday, May 30, 2017

Relive Ultra Bali 2015




“Pull on the new flesh like borrowed gloves and burn your fingers once again.” ― Richard K. Morgan, Altered Carbon

Monday, May 29, 2017

They Reminisce Over You by Pete Rock & CL Smooth




They despise the immediate as trivial; I know that it is trivial, but cherish rather than despise it. Because everything, including infinity itself, is trivial. ― Howard Phillips Lovecraft

Friday, May 26, 2017

Gold by Chet Faker




We do not despise all those who have vices, but we do despise those that have no virtue. ― Francois De La Rochefoucauld

Wednesday, May 24, 2017

Skate Key Meets Empire 2013




Big ups to DJ Ray Rozay & Hot Skates Long Island >=)


Tuesday, May 23, 2017

Sutro Hiking with Josh









Monday, May 22, 2017

Sunday, May 21, 2017

Wednesday, May 17, 2017

Seven Mile by Will Sessions & Amp Fiddler




GRock Native Balkanian • a day ago

Dude, it doesn't matter anymore. Go all out or don't bother. Bitches act on a whim. You can be buff, sorta buff, or average with so-so scratch. Approach and don't falter, titanium clad brass balls with platinum engravings method. Things are imploding. People sense it. You know what shocks? Fucking normal. Plain ass normal. Be the void.

Sunday, May 14, 2017

BOOM HEADSHOT




FPS Doug shows us how it's done on Counter-Strike: Source

Friday, May 12, 2017

Extreme Ways by Moby & PatrickReza




"Consider that both Jesus and Genghis Khan recruited their followers from tribal outcasts. They just differed in which road they took to heaven." – Hesse Bentura

Thursday, May 11, 2017

Chameleon by PNAU




Hey sugarlumps I know you love this one =)

Tuesday, May 9, 2017

Have Mercy On Me by Riccio




[–] Whisper 10 points 1 day ago

"We never said TRP was scary womanhaters, it's just rambunctious locker-room talk. But, could you tone it down a little, boys? It's kind of out of hand."

When a bitch can't shame you into compliance, her next tactic is to pretend to be your friend for just long enough to get what she wants. Too bad for them we don't have an attention span limited to that of a goldfish.

[–] YouDislikeMyOpinion 1 point 36 minutes ago

There are two types of people that I meet. There are people that are nice, friendly, and genuine. And then there are other people. I get along with the former. There is an absence of games and bullshit. I enter with a smile and leave with a bigger one. There are only positives. This is not the case with the other people.

[–] moodymela 101 points 2 days ago

All of what you said can be summed up by the quote, "Most men are idealists pretending to be realists. Most women are opportunists pretending to be idealists."

Sunday, May 7, 2017

Waiting All Night by Ella Eyre & Rudimental




The other, minor difference is that men are polygamous, not hypergamous. A man’s imperative in a competitive marketplace is not necessarily to get the best woman. It’s to get as many women as possible with as little investment and commitment as possible. If he could do it, he would love to get as many women as possible at and a little below his own SMV, and have sex with as many of them as possible for as long as possible, without committing to or investing in any of them. That’s spinning plates. Historically reserved for sultans and warlords. World champ Genghis Khan had over 500 children. Ask the wives of successful men whom with they've shared threesomes. Most men don’t do this, because they can’t, because society shuts them down, but that’s a discussion for a different post.

A woman’s hypergamy imperative is to get the best one man she can get for sex and for provisioning. That’s why you don’t see many women having sex with several different men at the same time. Most women don’t spin plates; they pick the best plate they can and take care of it as best they can. Instead of trying to collect plates, they just change out the plates, one for another, when a bigger, better one comes along. Aka serial monogamy, cock carousel, credit carousel, dating up, etc.

This is why the best long term relationship is one in which the man outranks his woman in SMV. He should be at least +1 and preferably +2 in SMV. This makes both of them happiest in the long run. As for happiness amongst the general population correlated to current prescription rates for anti-depressants, again that's a discussion for a different post.

Deti summed this up adequately here, but the more high-minded of my critics will often think the “male imperative” is setting the bar too low for men, but usually this comes from a want of something more than the visceral truth of what motivates us. And I’d agree with this for the most part, if men are to become something more than their base natures would have of them. But using the same reproductive metric I use in describing women’s hypergamy I’ve also got to recognize that men’s drive for sex has been the incentive for our greatest achievements and our worst proclivities. Elon Musk re-invents three industries: electric cars, space rockets, and solar power; but the mother of his children divorces him twice. If we are to be ethical in our judgements we must be amoral in our assessments. Sometimes those assessments will be unflattering for men and women.

In the coming years we’re going to see more of the “women-as-oppressed” in advertising, in our cultural narrative, in our social dialog, because this is what a feminist-primary social order believes will resonate with damn near every demographic. And for those whom it doesn’t, then those who disagree will have to deal with those it does. As our billionaire owners force-feed us a constant stream of emasculation, more men will wake up to the fact that mainstream liberal culture doesn't want them. At least until the credit carousel ends and the $20 trillion debt comes crashing back to earth.

– credit to The Rational Male

Wednesday, May 3, 2017

Talladega Nights - Prayer to Baby Jesus



bkriegel95 • 1 year ago

The best dinner scene in all of Hollywood right here.

Big T. Larrity • 1 year ago

I got my first blowjob immediately after this movie, it will always hold a special place in my heart. God bless you Ricky Bobby.

Monday, May 1, 2017

Could It Be by A.D. Loud & Elliphant




Waldemar Pabst • 7 days ago

If you truly love something, set it free.

GhostOfJefferson • 7 days ago

If it doesn't return, hunt it down and kill it.

Saturday, April 29, 2017

Spoon Me by Elliphant & Skrillex




"Did all the fathers bail a decade ago? Just realized why I hate it here. You have the Kardashian insanity for $300 million. Wifestitutes divorcing men for $10 million. Instagram hoes doing gangbangs in Dubai for $20,000. Pornstars fucking dudes for $2,000. Strippers teasing dudes for $200. And they all think they are better than the girl with a regular job who has true love for one man. Cuckerbergs in social media poison the pussy pool then call it misogyny. And it's only gonna get worse until the banks come tumbling down. WTF America. I'm going Paul Revere on that ass. Burn it. Burn it all." — Hesse Bentura

Thursday, April 27, 2017

Nothing Can Come Between Us by Sade




Hey boo you are the best >=)

Tuesday, April 25, 2017

Benediction by Hot Natured





Monday, April 24, 2017

Thriller by Michael Jackson & ZHU




GRock Native Balkanian • a day ago

Dude, it doesn't matter anymore. Go all out or don't bother. Bitches act on a whim. You can be buff, sorta buff, or average with so-so scratch. Approach and don't falter, titanium clad brass balls with platinum engravings method. Things are imploding. People sense it. You know what shocks? Fucking normal. Plain ass normal, be the void.

Sunday, April 23, 2017

Midnight Groove Mashup by Dave Gerrard




Love Unlimited Orchestra's Midnight Groove and 20th Century Steel Band's Heaven & Hell is on Earth.

Saturday, April 22, 2017

Jamie Foxx on HOT 97




submitted 2 years ago by md619

So next time you're struggling to define "alpha" or whether an action "is alpha", ask yourself one question: does it get women wet? And by wet I don't mean the obligatory birthday sex wives will give out to their husbands. I mean true desire that comes without the cost of beta bucks. Vajingletingles.

There is one thing alpha males have in common, and that is that women will fuck instinctively fuck them FOR THEIR DNA. Not because it's the third date. Not because you have money to provide for her kids. But because her body is telling her to secure the "good genes" side of her hypergamous desire. She can find a beta schlub later on to provide for the kid if she needs to.

That's what makes vajingletingles so decisive. It has nothing to do with morality or your biased, personal interpretation of how the world should be. It's not even a "choice". It's simply biology and instinct.

Serial killer murders 10 people and gets love letters everyday in prison? Alpha. Rock star has women lined up back stage just to fuck? Alpha. Guy picks up a girl at a club, takes her home and she happily participates in a ONS? Alpha.

So let there be no more debate. The redpill is a place for harsh truths, and one of those truths is that alpha isn't necessarily what most people would consider a shining example of a human being. Nor is it necessarily the highest point of what a man should strive to be. It's simply desire.


Thursday, April 20, 2017

Stranger by Peking Duk & Elliphant




Wishing everyone a happy 4/20 and positive vibes =)





Monday, April 17, 2017

Addicted To You by Sick Individuals & Avicii




[–] FLFTW16 2 points 1 day ago

The key to managing expenses with women is to get them involved in activities that don't cost a lot of money, like hiking, walking, and other forms of physical activity that are fun, make you feel good, occupy your time, and won't make you go broke. Women that like to shop as a hobby are actually just trying to fill a void that can be filled other ways in a more meaningful and cost-effective way.

Rather than pay for "therapy" go camping and spend time in nature, do some meditation away from civilization. Play backyard sports together. Board games on rainy days. Go to a public library. Instead of going to a fancy restaurant, cook a meal together. Instead of shopping for an expensive new dress break out the sewing machine and make one. There is more satisfaction in making things, creating things.

Spending money on shit is easy for women because they are encouraged to do so by society at every turn. But if they are pointed in the right direction most of them can be socialized to find real satisfaction, not just the instantaneous high of swiping a credit card. That usually requires a family, though. One where she grew up cooking with mom, so she finds cooking pleasurable rather than going out to an expensive restaurant.

We are now in this catch-22 where we don't have the families necessary to socialize girls and boys to become well-adjusted women and men. Girls hop on the cock carousel and the credit carousel quite early. Instant highs and validation through their teens and 20s until that bill comes due.

Wednesday, April 12, 2017

Don't Worry About Me by Mighty Sam McClain





THE HUSBAND STORE

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to The Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 – These men have Jobs

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 – These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

‘That’s nice,’ she thinks, ‘but I want more.’

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

‘Wow,’ she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

‘Oh, mercy me!’ she exclaims, ‘I can hardly stand it!’

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 – You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.

There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at The Husband Store.

To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opened The Wife Store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex, have money and can really cook.

The third floor has wives that love sex, have money, can really cook and are drop dead gorgeous.

The fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

Monday, April 10, 2017

Saturday, April 8, 2017

Naomi Campbell in Girl 6




One of my favorite scenes of all time. =P

Friday, April 7, 2017

Master Of Puppets by Metallica




"Master of Puppets" is a song by the American heavy metal band Metallica, released in France on July 2, 1986 as the only single from the band's 1986 studio album of the same name. It was also issued as a promo single in the US by Elektra Records. The song was recorded during October–December 1985 at Sweet Silence Studios in Copenhagen, Denmark.

The song, as lead singer James Hetfield explained, "deals pretty much with drugs. How things get switched around, instead of you controlling what you're taking and doing, it's drugs controlling you." The song was bassist Cliff Burton's favorite song on the album, as quoted when the album was released. It remains the most popular Metallica song of all time.

Thursday, April 6, 2017

Wednesday, April 5, 2017

D'You Know What I Mean? by Oasis




"D'You Know What I Mean?" is a song by the English rock band Oasis. Written by Noel Gallagher, it was released as the first single from their third album Be Here Now (1997).

The song reached number one in the UK Singles Chart, the third Oasis song to do so. The song also claimed the number one position in Ireland, Finland, and Spain as well as reaching the Top 5 in Canada, Norway, Sweden, and New Zealand. It sold 162,000 copies in its first day in the shops and 370,000 by the end of the first week. It is Oasis's second biggest selling single in the UK with sales of 745,000, achieving Platinum status in the process. It was the 12th biggest selling single of 1997 in the UK.

Friday, March 31, 2017

Easier by Nico Vega



Wednesday, March 29, 2017

Here's To You by Skyy & DjSoulBr



Tuesday, March 28, 2017

Comics Speak on Dave Chappelle







Monday, March 27, 2017

PSA by Jay-Z & Chief Mogly




"I don't train to be "fit enough" for the modern world, or to gain the esteem of the average modern man. I train because somewhere in my DNA there's a memory of a more ferocious world, a world where men could become what they are and reach the most terrifying magnificent state of their nature. I don't train to impress the majority of modern slobs. I train to be worthy enough to carry water for my barbarians fathers, and to be worthy of the company of the men most like them alive today. I train because I imagine the disgust and contempt our ancestors would have for us all if they lined up modern men on the street. I train to be less of an embarrassment to their memory. I train because most modern men dishonor all of the men who came before them. I train "as if" they were watching and judging us. I train "as if" I might one day be called to join them, or to strive and thrive as they once did, in a greater age. I train because it is better to imagine oneself as a soldier in a spiritual army training for a war that may never come than it is to shrug, slouch and shuffle forward into a dysgenic and dystopian future." -- Train for Honor by Jack Donovan

Thursday, March 23, 2017

Wednesday, March 22, 2017

Love and Fishes



Tuesday, March 21, 2017

Treat Me Like Your Mother by The Dead Weather




The Boy Scout Oath - On my honor, I will do my best to do my duty to God and my country and to obey the Scout Law; to help other people at all times; to keep myself physically strong, mentally awake, and morally straight.

The Boy Scout Law - A Scout is trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, and reverent.

The Girl Scout Promise - On my honor, I will try to serve God and my country, To help people at all times, And to live by the Girl Scout Law.

Girl Scout Law - I will do my best to be honest and fair, friendly and helpful, considerate and caring, courageous and strong, and responsible for what I say and do, and to respect myself and others, respect authority, use resources wisely, make the world a better place, and be a sister to every Girl Scout.

Monday, March 20, 2017

Thursday, March 16, 2017

We Saved The Village by Mr. Cong




- Courtesy of Mr. Cong

Tuesday, March 14, 2017

Dating the Old-Fashioned Way



Sunday, March 12, 2017

Ride of the Valkyries by Richard Wagner





POF PROFILE

They made a movie about Joaquin Phoenix falling in love with Siri. Hey Siri, he said. Do you want to talk to me. I’m sorry – I don’t understand that. When historians sift back thru the ashes they will say it was the phones. Once the phones became self-aware it was over.

**********

Marcy Pendergrass was putting up the Halloween decorations. The one hot girl in the office. He’d been promoted but his cubicle was the same. Gray desk behind a gray wall five feet high. She held two rolls of fake police tape with cartoon letters. Do you want the vampire zone or the zombie zone, she asked.

I don’t have a preference.

He’d been looking at a grid of consumer packaged goods branding executives. Now he tried not to look too hard at Marcy Pendergrass. She wore a black tennis dress to work. She’d crouched to pick up plastic spiders to embed in the webs she had stretched outside his boss’s big glass office. Right across from his cubicle. He saw her panties. The color of toothpaste. Then just pick, she said.

Vampire please.

I knew you’d pick that.

She said it sweetly. But he still thought: then why the fuck did you ask. She slid behind him to string up the tape by his printer. Got on tiptoes. Her hip grazed his arm, shifted the cloth of his dress shirt and gave him ASMR. His neck hair stood up. He hadn’t been touched in three weeks. The warmth coming off her made him self conscious about his posture. Her breath made the cubicle humid. Jesus Christ, he thought, I am turning into a vampire.

You picked vampires because they’re sophisticated, she said.

**********

She’d caught him in the parking lot once. He was in his car with the stereo playing Ride of the Valkyries. It was the Otto Klemperer instrumental. Operas were ruined by the tenor. They sound like retarded men crying.

She was walking down the concrete ramp with a cardboard tray of low calorie bobas for the sales staff. She had on a gray pleated skirt like a Japanese porno. She saw his face in the open window and he got nervous. By the time she asked what is that he’d been thinking for seconds about how to pronounce Richard Wagner. It’s German opera, he said.

Well that’s surprising about you.

I think it would be surprising about anybody, sitting in a parking garage listening to this.

I wouldn’t have thought you were so cultured.

I’m just waiting for the guy to pull up with my Grey Poupon, he said.

It was a mistake. Kraft-Heinz Grey Poupon was a client. The line of mustards had its own branding team. Sales were strong thanks to an iconic 80’s ad campaign. But millennials lacked awareness of the condiment. Now he was thinking about work. Her hair was tied back, perfect black like the girls in the Mel Gibson Mutiny on the Bounty. He wanted to throw Anthony Hopkins overboard and take her to a beach and eat breadfruit. What was breadfruit. Why is she being nice to me. What else do I not know about you, she said.

Where to begin, he said. He turned the music down. I wish I could say I have nine secret kids and killed three men. But I pretty much go to work and floss regularly.

I don’t believe that.

On weekends I go the pond and look at aquatic birds.

She was about to laugh.

Recently a belted kingfisher took up residence. An engaging bird. Lot of personality.

I’m about to turn 41 years old and pay imported prostitutes in Koreatown so a beautiful woman will touch me, he thought. It got so bad I've thought about joining a Thai biker gang in Chiang Mai. I just want to die but suddenly I want to bury my face in your jet black cunt hairs and burrow into your hot musk like a weevil. I think that’s amazing, she said. That you like birds and the opera.

I’m glad someone’s amazed.

I was an Audobon Society Junior Birdwatcher. And I play the flute.

He was surprised. He’d heard a song coming from her headphones once in the break room. It sounded like the teletubbies DJ'ing with Kenny G. It was about drinking cough syrup.

Maybe we can go look at birds over lunch some time, she said. There’s that sanctuary.

Oh yeah I know it, he said. I would love to. There’s a breeding pair of pied-billed grebes.

I don’t get to do stuff like that much anymore, she said. Since I moved in with my boyfriend.

**********

What about you, he asked. Which one.

I think vampires have too much to worry about, she said. He heard her snip the tape. She grazed him again as she left his cubicle. Zombie life seems more simple.

How’s Chad doing, he asked.

We broke up, she said.

There was a bright light. For a split second everything looked like an x-ray. The power popped and all the lights went dark. And he thought: Oh God, they did it. His asshole instantly went cold and a shiver raced down his body.

The boss’s floor-to-ceiling glass wall showed the shockwave coming in full cinematic roiling horror. The office buildings a mile away burst apart like paper-maché piñatas. Marcy come back here, he said. She didn’t hear. Her eyes just said what the fuck. He grabbed her arm and pulled her under the desk and she started to scream but then there was only the roaring thunder and the building blew in. When the car alarms woke him she was gone.

-- Original credit and thanks go to Delicious Tacos

Friday, March 10, 2017

Sexiest Languages



Wednesday, March 8, 2017

Weed For Warriors




It is not the critic who counts;
not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles,
or where the doer of deeds could have done them better.
The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena,
whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood;
who strives valiantly; who errs,
who comes short again and again,
because there is no effort without error and shortcoming;
but who does actually strive to do the deeds;
who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions;
who spends himself in a worthy cause;
who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement,
and who at the worst,
if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly,
so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls
who neither know victory nor defeat.

-- Citizenship in a Republic is the title of a speech given by the former President of the United States, Theodore Roosevelt at the Sorbonne in Paris, France on April 23, 1910.



Wednesday, February 22, 2017

Trouble Man by Marvin Gaye




I come up hard baby, but now I'm cool
I didn't make it sugar, playin' by the rules
I come up hard baby, but now I'm fine
I'm checkin' trouble sugar, movin' down the line
I come up hard baby, but that's okay
'Cause trouble man, don't get in my way
I come up hard baby, I've been for real
Gonna keep movin', gonna go to town
I come up hard baby, I'm gettin' down
There's only three things that for sure
Taxes, death and trouble
This I know baby, this I know sugar
Girl Ain't gone let it sweat me babe

Got me singin', yeah, yeah, ooh
Come up hard, baby, I had to fight
Took care my business with all my might
I come up hard, come up hard, I had to win
Then start all over and win again
I come up hard but that's okay
'Cause trouble man don't get in my way, hey, hey

I know some places and I seen some faces
I got my connections, they take my directions
What people say, that's okay, they don't bother me, no
I'm ready to make it, don't care 'bout the weather
Don't care 'bout no trouble, got myself together
Laughin', no cryin', my protection's all around me

I come up hard, baby, I've been for real, baby
With the trouble mind, movin', goin' tight
I come up hard, come on, get down
There's only three things for sure
Taxes, death and trouble, oh
This I know, baby, this I've known, baby
Hey now, let it sweat, baby, ooh

All right, baby, ooh
I've come up hard, but now I'm cool
I didn't make it, baby, playin' by the rules
I've come up hard, baby, but now I'm fine
I'm checkin' trouble, sugar, hey, movin' down the line, oh

Tuesday, February 21, 2017

True Friendship by Joey Diaz



Monday, February 20, 2017

Heavy Metal Parking Lot




Considered one of the greatest rock and roll movies of all time, 'Heavy Metal Parking Lot' is actually a hilarious documentary tribute to rock and roll's greatest fans. Filmed in 1986 at a Maryland concert arena parking lot before a heavy metal show, this hilarious documentary is an unvarnished anthropological study of American metalheads in their mid-'80s glory.

It is the quintessential '80s magnum opus, made complete with a vast display of muscle cars, spandex, bleach-blonde frizzy perms, bare-chested dudes, Mullets From Hell, faded denim metal chicks, and the largest collection of late '70s Camaros ever seen in one location. Virtually unknown to mainstream audiences for two decades, HMPL was a VHS bootleg favorite among musicians, movie stars and cult-video fanatics worldwide.

Saturday, February 18, 2017

Anything for Love by Julia Lillis




[–]1ozaku7 1 point 8 hours ago

In their world, only their emotions matter, hence they make friends with those that support them emotionally and make enemies of the others that put them down, even though they are the people that call them out on their bullshit rightfully. These women have completely surrendered to their emotions and logic is just a betavoice in their head they don't respect or simply lack.

[–]1kevin32 1 point 9 minutes ago

It's like beta orbiters are life preserver rings. She gets thrown off the boat by Chad and frantically reaches out to her orbiters to rescue her sense of worth. And this is why women cry on the shoulders of friendzoned guys when Chad pumps and dumps her. Not just because of the "one who got away", but to gauge her value in the SMP from a male perspective. She's effectively saying, "The men that I really want don't want me. Please validate me because if you find me desirable, then it means I still have more time to ride the carousel." As more men wake up to the manipulation and stop with all the white-knighting, there will be fewer life-preservers in the water.

Friday, February 17, 2017

Thursday, February 16, 2017

Sunlight Over Me by Z*Trip



Wednesday, February 15, 2017

Tuesday, February 14, 2017

Falling by Lisa Shaw & Miguel Migs




[–]kinpsychosis 3 points an hour ago

I hope you understand that she isn't in the wrong here, you just had faulty expectations.
Conflict is an opportunity for evolution, you will appreciate this in the years to come.

Friday, February 10, 2017

Inside My Love by Lisa Shaw




The other, minor difference is that men are polygamous, not hypergamous. A man’s imperative in a competitive marketplace is not necessarily to get the best woman. It’s to get as many women as possible with as little investment and commitment as possible. If he could do it, he would love to get as many women as possible at and a little below his own SMV, and have sex with as many of them as possible for as long as possible, without committing to or investing in any of them. That’s spinning plates. Historically reserved for sultans and warlords. World champ Genghis Khan had over 500 children. Ask the wives of successful men whom with they've shared threesomes. Most men don’t do this, because they can’t, because society shuts them down, but that’s a discussion for a different post.

A woman’s hypergamy imperative is to get the best one man she can get for sex and for provisioning. That’s why you don’t see many women “dating” and having sex with several different men at the same time. Most women don’t spin plates; they pick the best plate they can and take care of it as best they can. Instead of trying to collect plates, they just change out the plates, one for another, when a bigger, better one comes along. This is serial monogamy.

This is why the best long term relationship is one in which the man outranks his woman in SMV. He should be at least +1 and preferably +2 in SMV. This makes both of them happiest in the long run. As for happiness amongst the general population correlated to current prescription rates for anti-depressants, again that's a discussion for a different post.

Deti summed this up adequately here, but the more high-minded of my critics will often think the ‘male imperative’ is setting the bar too low for men, but usually this comes from a want of something more than the visceral truth of what motivates us. And I’d agree with this for the most part, if men are to become something more than their base natures would have of them. But using the same reproductive metric I use in describing women’s hypergamy I’ve also got to recognize that men’s drive for sex has been the incentive for our greatest achievements and our worst proclivities. Elon Musk re-invents 3 industries but the mother of his children divorces him twice. If we are to be ethical in our judgements we must be amoral in our assessments. Sometimes those assessments will be unflattering for men and women.

In the coming years we’re going to see more of the “women-as-oppressed” in advertising, in our cultural narrative, in our social dialog, because this is what a feminist-primary social order believes will resonate with damn near every demographic. And for those whom it doesn’t, then those who disagree will have to deal with those it does. As our billionaire owners force-feed us a constant stream of emasculation, more men will wake up to the fact that mainstream liberal culture doesn't want them. At least until the $20 trillion debt comes crashing back to earth.

-- c/o to The Rational Male

Wednesday, February 8, 2017

Sears Prank by Jim Breuer



Wednesday, February 1, 2017

Never My Love by Audra Mae & Billy Valentine




You ask me if there'll come a time
When I grow tired of you
Never my love
Never my love

You wonder if this heart of mine
Will lose its desire for you
Never my love
Never my love

What makes you think love will end
When you know that my whole life depends
On you

Never my love
Never my love

You say you fear I'll change my mind
And I won't require you
Never my love
Never my love

How can you think love will end
When I've asked you to spend your whole life
With me

Monday, January 30, 2017

Jungle Love by Morris Day & The Time



The Time was put together by Prince, and included Minneapolis musicians Morris Day, Jesse Johnson, Jimmy "Jam" Harris and Terry Lewis. The group released two albums before Ice Cream Castle, and they broke up shortly after "Jungle Love" was released. It's unclear how much each group member contributed to this song and how much involvement Prince had in it, but Prince, Morris Day and Jesse Johnson are the credited writers, and Day is listed as a producer on the album.

Johnson claimed that Prince screwed him out of a production credit, telling NME in 1986: "Prince is such an a--hole. He's so scared of people rising to his level that he always tries to keep you down, don't never let you do nothing. He only let me write and produce on the last Time album 'cos he knew I was quitting, and when I quit anyway he took my production credit off. I wrote, played and produced stuff like 'Jungle Love', that's MY sound."

Wednesday, January 25, 2017

Monday, January 23, 2017

27 Club by Chløë BLACK and Myles William




Karalyn: talking to the swedes
Markus: farfegnugen ja
Karalyn: totally
Markus: lolwtf he's gone the bathroom 4 times today
Karalyn: i know
Karalyn: TEAM COCAINE ???
Markus: LOL

Karalyn: http://supportreactions.tumblr.com/post/67408894046/when-my-coworker-asks-me-how-my-day-is-going-when
Karalyn: FUUUUU
Markus: LOL
Karalyn: my weekend http://www.leasticoulddo.com/comic/20131119/
Markus: Woman saves semen in her mouth after oral sex, uses it to impregnate herself
Markus: http://www.nbcnews.com/id/7024930/#.UoutT418R05
Markus: “She asserts that when plaintiff 'delivered' his sperm, it was a gift — an absolute and irrevocable transfer of title to property from a donor to a donee,” the decision said. “There was no agreement that the original deposit would be returned upon request.”

Karalyn: i'm off next week so facepingsnapcunt ur mom ok
Markus: LOLZZOLOLOOLLOL
Remy: <3 support <3
Karalyn: i almost wrote failtard in a tick today
Markus: 8=====D
Markus: this is muji fujimojo signing off konichiwa karavella-san


Saturday, January 21, 2017

Wednesday, January 18, 2017

Joey Diaz and Kate Quigley #447




Our heroes return!

Monday, January 16, 2017

Joey Diaz with Kate Quigley



Friday, January 13, 2017

Bert Kreischer Stand-Up 2016



Thursday, January 12, 2017

Anti-Gravity ft. Oriel Poole & Oliver Nelson




Karalyn: sup butt nugget
Markus: fuggling minxy cockpoppets
Markus: cleanup in hottub six
Karalyn: omg
Markus: crazy both mia and mimi boomeranged back this week
Karalyn: I MEANT COWORKERS AHOLE
Karalyn: lol

jsophrin: lol twitter just asked me follow Taylor Swift
Markus: when u rejuvenated her anal i think
jsophrin: ahah
jsophrin: I almost forgot about that
Markus: ur trail of jizz got more than a million views
jsophrin: noice

Tainted Love by Marilyn Manson





Monday, January 9, 2017

Marilyn Manson MTV Awards 1999



Saturday, January 7, 2017

R You Ok by ARYAY




"Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable." -- Bruce Lee

Friday, January 6, 2017

Monday, January 2, 2017

Love Like This by Faith Evans




"Love Like This" is a song by American recording artist Faith Evans. It was written by Evans, Ron Lawrence, Sean "Puffy" Combs, Clarence Emery, and Schon Crawford, for her second studio album Keep the Faith (1998), with production helmed by Lawrence and Combs. Built around a looped sample from "Chic Cheer," performed by American disco group Chic and penned by band members Bernard Edwards and Nile Rodgers, the song initially hit US radios on September 15, 1998 as the album's lead single.

Sunday, January 1, 2017

Fluent Powertalk by Venkatesh Rao



At a Dunder-Mifflin management party, shortly after Michael and Jan disclose their affair to David Wallace, per HR requirements, Wallace casually invites Jim to blow off the party for a while and shoot hoops in the backyard. Once outside, Wallace nonchalantly asks, “So what’s up with Jan and Michael?” He is clearly fishing for information, having observed the bizarre couple dynamics at the party.

Jim replies, “I wouldn’t know... (pregnant pause) where to begin.” (slight laugh)

David Wallace laughs in return. This is as eloquent as such a short fragment of Powertalk can get. Here are just some of the messages being communicated by the six words and the meaningful pause and laugh.

Message 1: It is a complex situation (literal).
Message 2: I understand you think something bizarre is going on. I am confirming your suspicion. It is a bizarre mess, and you should be concerned.
Message 3: This is the first significant conversation between us, and I am signaling to you that I am fluent in Powertalk.
Message 4: I know how to communicate useful information while maintaining plausible deniability.
Message 5: I am not so gratified at this sign of attention from you that I am going to say foolish things that could backfire on me.
Message 6: I am aware of my situational leverage and the fact that you need me. I am not so overawed that I am giving it all up for free.
Message 7: I am being non-committal enough that you can pull back or steer this conversation to safer matters if you like. I know how to give others wiggle room, safe outs and exits.
Message 8: You still have to earn my trust. But let’s keep talking. What do you have that I could use?

The key here is that only Message 1 is comprehensible to the truly Clueless; this is what makes for plausible deniability. You cannot prove that the other messages were exchanged. Losers can partially understand, but not speak Powertalk. To them, Powertalk is a spectator sport.

We can speculate with a fair amount of certainty what someone like Michael would have said in such a situation if his and Jim’s roles had been reversed. He would have been so gratified by the attention that he would have babbled out an incoherent and epic narrative without further prompting. Wallace would have taken the information and walked away without paying.

What distinguishes Powertalk is that with every word uttered, the power equation between the two speakers shifts just a little. Sometimes both gain slightly, at the expense of some poor schmuck. Sometimes one yields ground to the other. Powertalk in other words, is a consequential language.

When the Clueless or Losers talk, on the other hand, nothing really changes. Relative positions remain the same all around. Shifts happen only by accident. Even in the rare cases where exploitable information is exchanged, its value is not recognized or reflected in the exchange. Posturetalk, Babytalk and Gametalk leave power relations basically unchanged. Posturetalk and Babytalk leave things unchanged because they are, to quote Shakespeare, “full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.” Gametalk leaves power relations unchanged because its entire purpose is to help Losers put themselves and each other into safe pigeonholes that validate do-nothing life scripts.

Why? Both examples illustrate the reasons clearly: for Sociopaths, conditions of conflict of interest and moral hazard are not exceptional. They are normal, everyday situations. To function effectively they must constantly maintain and improve their position in the ecosystem of other Sociopaths, protecting themselves, competing, forming alliances, trading favors and building trust. Above all they must be wary of Sociopaths with misaligned agendas, and protect themselves in basic ways before attempting things like cooperation. They never lower their masks. In fact they are their masks. There is nothing beneath.

So effective Sociopaths stick with steadfast discipline to the letter of the law, internal and external, because the stupidest way to trip yourself up is in the realm of rules where the Clueless and Losers get to be judges and jury members. What they violate is its spirit, by taking advantage of its ambiguities. Whether this makes them evil or good depends on the situation. That’s a story for another day. Good Sociopaths operate by what they personally choose as a higher morality, in reaction to what they see as the dangers, insanities and stupidities of mob morality. Evil Sociopaths are merely looking for a quick, safe buck. Losers and the Clueless, of course, avoid individual moral decisions altogether.

Original post by Venkatesh Rao