Tuesday, December 23, 2014
Karalyn: busy this week i see
Markus: oh yeah
Markus: we are talking to TLC about doing a show starring your sister
Markus: proper care and feeding of her manpets
Markus: “I had to cash in my retirement. There's no hope here in some ways, and there's no one to help us"
Scot: time to hire the guardians of peace
Markus: creepy texts with Sasha Grey https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCLi6vSIuPE
Markus: john parking in our new office
John: lol just shot coffee out my nose
Markus: STAY GOLD SPARKLEPONY
Markus: merry christmas homies
Markus: and god bless america
Karalyn: "Oi, Dipshit. Oi, hipster. I am coming for you."
You pussies. You posers. Your time is through."
And blowing a snot rocket shot out of his nose,
he gave us the finger and up the chimney he rose
Posted by defconquell at 2:51 PM
Tuesday, December 2, 2014
Friday, October 3, 2014
Thursday, September 25, 2014
Meg: the internet is broken
Markus: it's elon musk's fault
Meg: no but srsly dude wtf? I’ve had so many issues today
Markus: he is using it all to build his solar powered tesla orbital spaceport factory
Meg: I’ve tried u/l a mix to sound cloud and some other shit for 4hrs
Markus: he's also uploading his physical body to google cloud
Markus: so it might be a while
1. Tesla Motors and Nevada made it official on Thursday evening. The electric car company's highly sought battery "Gigafactory" and its projected 6,500 jobs are coming to the Reno area. Sandoval projects that the Tesla plant -- which aims to build automotive-grade lithium-ion batteries on a huge scale and bring down their cost -- will deliver a nearly $100 billion in economic impact to Nevada over the next 20 years.
2. Governor Andrew M. Cuomo today announced a new, one million-square-foot site for the future SolarCity GigaFactory facility, which will manufacture solar panels at the RiverBend site in South Buffalo. The Governor was in Buffalo today to officially break ground on the project, which will create more than 3,000 jobs in Western New York alone and a total of nearly 5,000 jobs in the state. The SolarCity facility will be the largest of its kind in the Western Hemisphere, with more than 1 gigawatt of annual solar capacity when it reaches full production.
3. NASA selected aerospace giant Boeing and Elon Musk’s SpaceX Corporation as the two winners of a hotly contested $6.8bn contract announced on Tuesday as part of its Commercial Crew Development program. It means Musk, who has invested a sizeable chunk of his estimated $9.5bn personal fortune in the development of space technology, will play a key role in returning manned spaceflight to US soil for the first time since the retirement of the space shuttle fleet in July 2011.
4. The Dragon cargo ship built by SpaceX arrived at the International Space Station to deliver more than 2 tons of astronaut supplies and experiments for NASA, including the first 3D printer in space and an intrepid crew of 20 lab mice. European astronaut Alexander Gerst used the space station's huge robotic arm to grab the capsule with help from NASA astronaut Reid Wiseman.
5. SpaceX successfully launched the AsiaSat 6 satellite to geosynchronous transfer orbit. This marks the twelfth successful flight in a row for Falcon 9, and the second of two successful missions for AsiaSat this summer.
Posted by defconquell at 6:57 PM
Friday, September 19, 2014
John: Jeff is back from Amsterdam today
Karalyn: did he order an egg burrito for breakfast
Remy: do work son
Markus: pfffft dean is hotter
Dean: he's got confidence
Markus: SEND MOAR BUSHMILLS
Karalyn: probably banging models on couches made from recycled bottles of dom eh?
Markus: yep getting bottle service from ur mom
Karalyn: remember when i wanted to be on ultimate surrender
Karalyn: that was like exactly last year
Markus: this is how i imagine jesse in vegas
Markus: spraying champagne on bitches
Markus: talking to Musayyabbutt located in Pakistan - "How are you Sir/Mam ???"
Markus: fantastic now after the transgender operation
Posted by defconquell at 10:18 AM
Wednesday, September 17, 2014
Karalyn: NOOOOO DRIFTINGGGGG
Markus: //// ////
Markus: \\\\ \\\\
Karalyn: UR MOM
Markus: company trip to laguna and catch the races
Markus: rent a bus lol
Remy: things could escalate VERRRRRY quickly
Markus: good thing dean stashed the wetwipes
Karalyn: wow i dont even know what i just did
Markus: lolwtf she is the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Karalyn: that doesnt even wow
Karalyn: thats me
Posted by defconquell at 12:53 PM
Tuesday, September 16, 2014
Autómata is an upcoming 2014 American sci-fi thriller film by Spanish director Gabe Ibáñez and co-written with Igor Legarreta and Javier Sánchez Donate. The film stars Antonio Banderas, Birgitte Hjort Sørensen, Dylan McDermott, Robert Forster and Tim McInnerny. The film was shot at Nu Boyana Film Studios in Sofia, Bulgaria. Green Moon produces with Avi Lerner's Millennium Films.
"It is the story of monkey that stays on the tree, the history of the species that stays behind."
Posted by defconquell at 5:42 PM
Thursday, September 11, 2014
Born Betty Joan Perske in New York, Lauren Bacall initially worked as an usherette and a Vogue model before moving to Hollywood at the age of 19. Director Howard Hawks paid her $125 a week for what would prove to be her breakthrough role in the 1944 thriller To Have and Have Not. “You know how to whistle, don’t you?” she purred at co-star Humphrey Bogart. “You just put your lips together and blow.”
Bogart, she would later claim, was the love of her life. The pair married the following year and went on to cement their creative partnership on The Big Sleep, Dark Passage and Key Largo, a run of successful pictures that made them the glamorous first couple of the American film noir.
Posted by defconquell at 4:47 PM
Tuesday, September 9, 2014
"I have no excuses, least of all for God. Like all tyrants, he is not worthy of the spit you would waste on negotiations. The deal we have is infinitely simpler – I don't call him to account, and he extends me the same courtesy." – Quellcrist Falconer, Campaign Diaries
Posted by defconquell at 3:53 PM
Thursday, August 21, 2014
Tuesday, August 19, 2014
Slovenia's Neurotech, AKA multi-instrumentalist and composer Wulf, is a music connoisseurs dream. Since the release of 2008's 'Transhuman' EP, Neurotech's brand of cybermetal has grown to a dizzyingly high standard.
"I started with Neurotech in 2007 with an intention to write music by myself. I was a drummer in metal bands for many years prior to Neurotech and wanted to do more electronicly driven music. Having bands and after years of experimenting of making mainly trance music in a cracked version of Fl Studio." – Wulf interview with Intravenous UK
Posted by defconquell at 2:28 PM
Tuesday, July 29, 2014
Tuesday, July 15, 2014
Karalyn: MORNING BUTTCHUGGNUGGETS
Markus: awewww yeah how high bitch
Karalyn: the URL says it all
Remy: haha yep
Remy: whats more insane is that you can go to prison for a year for having sex with inflatable pool toys
Remy: while god knows what else other people get away with
Jesse: ESP vs NED at 12p PST a must watch
Karalyn: ur moms a must watch
Jesse: my moms visiting next weekend
Jesse: maybe she can bring some more vodka for bogdan
Markus: hang on watching ur sisters vajingleday bust 200K
Markus: holy shit man that's amazing
Scot: i been hitti my gainz
Scot: i'll fucking kill you bro
Markus: we should give BK a bunch of drugs and drop him in the booty pit
Scot: i support that plan
Markus: "I felt a great disturbance in the yolo, as if millions of sloots suddenly cried out for bros and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened."
Posted by defconquell at 10:43 AM
Monday, July 14, 2014
The Onion's movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal reviews 'Dawn of the Planet of the Apes' in this week's Film Standard.
"I was reading an interview with one of the producers on the new Transformers movie, and the thing that really got to me is that both the person asking the question and the person answering it thought they were communicating information. This has gotten more common, or I’ve gotten better at noticing it. Most public communication now sounds like the Teletubbies to me." – Tycho from Penny Arcade
Posted by defconquell at 2:12 PM
Wednesday, July 9, 2014
Her sister is a totally new person. Not in a good way. It's the herd mentality combined with identity fluidity.
Most will choose slavery because it's "not that bad yet." Just wait, it will be. Rejoice in the coming Götterdamerung! LOLOZZOOOLLZOZLOL
Karalyn: did you see the hooker who killed the tech exec?
Markus: nope lolwut linky
Markus: AHAHAHHAAHA BEWARE TEH BUTTHEX
Markus: "It is incredible to see the number of people Forrest touched," remarked one friend
Markus: this is why we use the buddy system
"That I was certain of something which I had often doubted -- there were still noble beings amongst us in whose hearts lived unshakeable knowledge of a lofty ordered life. And since a high example leads us in its train, I took an oath before this head that from that day forth I would rather fall with the free man than go in triumph among the slaves." – On The Marble Cliffs by Ernst Jünger (1939)
Posted by defconquell at 3:40 PM
Monday, July 7, 2014
“There will be, in the next generation or so, a pharmacological method of making people love their servitude, and producing dictatorship without tears, so to speak, producing a kind of painless concentration camp for entire societies, so that people will in fact have their liberties taken away from them, but will rather enjoy it, because they will be distracted from any desire to rebel by propaganda or brainwashing, or brainwashing enhanced by pharmacological methods. And this seems to be the final revolution.” ― Aldous Huxley
"If you love wealth greater than liberty, the tranquility of servitude greater than the animating contest for freedom, go home from us in peace. We seek not your counsel, nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen." ― Samuel Adams
"The only thing that we can learn from history is that nobody ever learns from history." ― doktorjeep
Posted by defconquell at 2:07 PM
Wednesday, July 2, 2014
In the spirit of Garry Kasparov vs. Deep Blue, or John Henry vs. the Steam Drill. Timo Boll, the German table tennis star, is the new brand ambassador for KUKA Robotics in China. The collaboration celebrates the inherent speed, precision, and flexibility of KUKA's industrial robots in tandem with Boll's electrifying and tactical prowess in competition. To celebrate the new KUKA Robotics factory in Shanghai, the thrilling video was a highlight of the Grand Opening on March 11th, 2014.
Posted by defconquell at 10:27 AM
Friday, June 27, 2014
Thursday, June 12, 2014
Five-time Emmy nominated VFX Supervisor Doug Campbell and three-time Emmy nominated Supervising Producer, Luke Groves led Spin’s team to deliver over 200 shots for the season, including Mance Rayder’s Camp, the Direwolves compositing sequences in the Northern Forest, CG crows, the 3D Unsullied Army, the Twins matte painting and The Wall 3D environment.
Jon Snow, Ygritte and the Wildlings climb the Wall, triggering a devastating ice slide. Comprised of over 80 shots, Spin created a 700′ ft wall, a couple miles in length (real world scale) that would hold up from any distance and any angle. Spin then simulated the entire ice slide event, shooting it from all cameras set up in the sequence that created a sense of scale and continuity over the sequence, playing out the action in real time.
Tuesday, June 10, 2014
Ball has written two films, American Beauty (1999) and Towelhead (2007), the latter of which he also produced and directed. He is also the creator, writer and executive producer of the HBO drama series Six Feet Under and True Blood.
On True Blood: "I love all the characters deeply, but the most fun for me to write are Jason, Lafayette and Russell Edgington," he said. "They each have such a distinctive voice."
"I really enjoyed Bill because he's always struggled with being what he is," Ball continued. "I've really enjoyed Jason because I think he has really struggled to find meaning in his life over these last couple of seasons, and he's really hit a wall with being the 'hot guy,' and that's not really doing anything for him. I've enjoyed Pam and how earlier she was mostly comic relief but now she's developed her own story with her own emotional landscape. And I think that's really interesting, because she's such a guarded character."
Posted by defconquell at 10:09 AM
Friday, May 16, 2014
Don’t wait for the good woman. She doesn’t exist. There are women who can make you feel more with their bodies and their souls but these are the exact women who will turn the knife into you right in front of the crowd. Of course, I expect this, but the knife still cuts. The female loves to play man against man, and if she is in a position to do it there is not one who will resist. The male, for all his bravado and exploration, is the loyal one, the one who generally feels love. The female is skilled at betrayal and torture and damnation. Never envy a man his lady. Behind it all lies a living hell. -- Charles Bukowski
Posted by defconquell at 3:04 PM
Tuesday, April 29, 2014
Strike Fighter Squadron 27 (VFA-27), also known as the "Royal Maces", are a United States Navy F/A-18E Super Hornet fighter squadron stationed at Naval Air Facility Atsugi. They are a part of Carrier Air Wing 5 and are attached to the USS George Washington (CVN-73).
Posted by defconquell at 4:52 PM
Thursday, April 10, 2014
Friday, March 28, 2014
Watch Dogs is an upcoming open world action-adventure video game developed by Ubisoft Montreal and published by Ubisoft. It is due for release worldwide on May 27, 2014.
The game is set within a fictionalized version of Chicago, Illinois. The single-player story is told through Aiden Pearce, a highly skilled hacker, who can hack into various electronic systems, either to obtain and control information or to destroy such devices completely at specific times.
The game received over a combined 173 pre-release awards and nominations for both its displays at E3 2012 and 2013, including three awards and four nominations from the Game Critics Awards.
Posted by defconquell at 1:33 PM
Thursday, March 27, 2014
Friday, March 21, 2014
“A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, and die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.” -- Robert Heinlein
Markus: Driving while intoxicated and threatening a Texas highway trooper
Markus: damn homie cops got you good
Markus: mmfffpphhhrrphulburgers alejandro is on live chat again
Markus: john get ur assless chaps ready
Markus: FFFOOUUURRR TWEENNNTTIIIIIEEZZZZ
Markus: rode the bus in this morning
Markus: lady said 7 people shot last night, most got hit in the legs and feet
Ben: Turk and Taylor is a prestigious intersection
Jesse: BROS FTW
Sunday, March 16, 2014
A friend recommended Tolle's book, and I found myself completely absorbed in it from beginning to end. Tolle himself would probably agree that there is nothing essentially "new" about the ideas in the book; the value lies in the clear, intelligent and gentle way in which they are presented.
This book is carefully, thoughtfully, and beautifully written. He starts by illuminating the slippery and destructive patterns of the ego which confound spiritual and even physical well-being. Meditation and self-awareness are then shown to be practical techniques for breaking down and dissolving the various forms of mental pollution.
Posted by defconquell at 12:28 PM
Wednesday, March 12, 2014
The infamous cast of characters you'll come across in Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag with commentary from Matt Ryan, the voice actor behind Captain Edward Kenway. Includes the backstory and motivations of historical pirates such as Blackbeard, Charles Vane, and Benjamin Hornigold from the true Golden Age of Pirates.
Posted by defconquell at 10:02 PM
Friday, March 7, 2014
Megitsune is the second major single by the band Babymetal. It was released in Japan on June 19, 2013.
Markus: dude i am addicted to this shit now
Markus: WTF IS HAPPENING
Brian: hahaha you are mine now BUSAIKU!!!!!!
Scot: i downloaded that whole album last week its weirdly hypnotic
Posted by defconquell at 2:10 PM
Thursday, March 6, 2014
Thursday, February 27, 2014
Sunday, February 16, 2014
Thursday, February 13, 2014
Sunday, January 12, 2014
Adapt and overcome. You ask why. Don't apologize. That is a legitimate question. This is your answer. Civilization requires gangs with vision who are on a path. Your choice is to learn, understand, and follow that path. That, or choose the iconography of the enslaved until all your delicious nectar is gone.
"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man." — George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman (1903)
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