Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Every Runner Has A Reason by Heist




Ronnie Goodman may well be San Francisco's most unexpected half-marathoner. This is the story of why he runs.

Tuesday, July 15, 2014

Tech Support Tuesdays




Karalyn: MORNING BUTTCHUGGNUGGETS
Markus: awewww yeah how high bitch
Markus: http://sportsmasher.com/2014/06/11/ohio-man-who-cannot-stop-having-sex-with-pool-rafts-arrested-again-for-having-sex-with-pool-raft/
Karalyn: the URL says it all
Remy: haha yep
Remy: whats more insane is that you can go to prison for a year for having sex with inflatable pool toys
Remy: while god knows what else other people get away with
Jesse: ESP vs NED at 12p PST a must watch
Karalyn: ur moms a must watch
Jesse: my moms visiting next weekend
Jesse: maybe she can bring some more vodka for bogdan
Markus: hang on watching ur sisters vajingleday bust 200K
Markus: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Kg5NIEXN5w

Scot: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2320061/Las-Vegas-Inside-nightclubs-size-football-fields-Sin-City-afloat-gambling-declines.html
Markus: lol
Scot: http://i.imgur.com/kzuyW5m.jpg
Markus: holy shit man that's amazing
Scot: i been hitti my gainz
Scot: i'll fucking kill you bro
Markus: http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Crosshair.jpg
Scot: jesus
Markus: we should give BK a bunch of drugs and drop him in the booty pit
Scot: i support that plan
Markus: "I felt a great disturbance in the yolo, as if millions of sloots suddenly cried out for bros and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened."

Monday, July 14, 2014

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes




The Onion's movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal reviews 'Dawn of the Planet of the Apes' in this week's Film Standard.

"I was reading an interview with one of the producers on the new Transformers movie, and the thing that really got to me is that both the person asking the question and the person answering it thought they were communicating information. This has gotten more common, or I’ve gotten better at noticing it. Most public communication now sounds like the Teletubbies to me." – Tycho from Penny Arcade

Wednesday, July 9, 2014

RSD Tyler on Ego Turtling




Her sister is a totally new person. Not in a good way. It's the herd mentality combined with identity fluidity.

Most will choose slavery because it's "not that bad yet." Just wait, it will be. Rejoice in the coming G├Âtterdamerung! LOLOZZOOOLLZOZLOL

Karalyn: did you see the hooker who killed the tech exec?
Markus: nope lolwut linky
Karalyn: http://valleywag.gawker.com/police-google-exec-murdered-by-heroin-dosing-prostitut-1602425957
Markus: AHAHAHHAAHA BEWARE TEH BUTTHEX
Markus: "It is incredible to see the number of people Forrest touched," remarked one friend
Markus: this is why we use the buddy system

"That I was certain of something which I had often doubted -- there were still noble beings amongst us in whose hearts lived unshakeable knowledge of a lofty ordered life. And since a high example leads us in its train, I took an oath before this head that from that day forth I would rather fall with the free man than go in triumph among the slaves." – On The Marble Cliffs by Ernst J├╝nger (1939)

Monday, July 7, 2014

Happy Independence Day




“There will be, in the next generation or so, a pharmacological method of making people love their servitude, and producing dictatorship without tears, so to speak, producing a kind of painless concentration camp for entire societies, so that people will in fact have their liberties taken away from them, but will rather enjoy it, because they will be distracted from any desire to rebel by propaganda or brainwashing, or brainwashing enhanced by pharmacological methods. And this seems to be the final revolution.” ― Aldous Huxley

"If you love wealth greater than liberty, the tranquility of servitude greater than the animating contest for freedom, go home from us in peace. We seek not your counsel, nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen." ― Samuel Adams

"The only thing that we can learn from history is that nobody ever learns from history." ― doktorjeep

Wednesday, July 2, 2014

Timo Boll vs. KUKA Robot




In the spirit of Garry Kasparov vs. Deep Blue, or John Henry vs. the Steam Drill. Timo Boll, the German table tennis star, is the new brand ambassador for KUKA Robotics in China. The collaboration celebrates the inherent speed, precision, and flexibility of KUKA's industrial robots in tandem with Boll's electrifying and tactical prowess in competition. To celebrate the new KUKA Robotics factory in Shanghai, the thrilling video was a highlight of the Grand Opening on March 11th, 2014.

Tuesday, July 1, 2014

Relive Ultra Miami 2012