Thursday, December 31, 2015
This will never end 'cause I want more
More, give me more, give me more
This will never end 'cause I want more
More, give me more, give me more
If I had a heart I could love you
If I had a voice I would sing
After the night when I wake up
I'll see what tomorrow brings
Wednesday, December 30, 2015
"When you wake up in the morning, tell yourself: The people I deal with today will be meddling, ungrateful, arrogant, dishonest, jealous, and surly. They are like this because they can’t tell good from evil. But I have seen the beauty of good, and the ugliness of evil, and have recognized that the wrongdoer has a nature related to my own. Not of the same blood or birth, but of the same mind, and possessing a share of the divine. And so none of them can hurt me. No one can implicate me in ugliness. Nor can I feel angry at my relative, or hate him. We were born to work together like feet, hands, and eyes, like the two rows of teeth, upper and lower. To obstruct each other is unnatural. To feel anger at someone, to turn your back on him: these are obstructions." — Marcus Aurelius (Meditations, Book II)
Tuesday, December 29, 2015
Markus: how i imagine okcupid dates http://delicioustacos.com/2014/07/03/the-wolf-witch/
Meg: “he believed that women could smell pheromones through phones and computers.”
Meg: i feel like u guys r soul mates
Markus: i hear the call of the nightbird
Meg: crap you should NOT have shown me this. i can’t stop reading and this cafe closes at 7pm EST
Markus: EST UR MUM
Meg: “which means they were impregnated by someone whose last words will be “hold my beer, watch this.”
Meg: OMG I’m dying “…can never be attracted to a guy who makes a regular paycheck and doesn’t go around looking to punch people. So, that relationship is doomed."
Markus: reading about zuck giving $100M to jersey http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2014/05/19/schooled
Karalyn: yeah that didn’t work out well i believe
Markus: globalism is your friend we have a few more credit card offers for you
Scot: hmm you seem like a trustworthy fellow
Scot: can i give you my ssn right now?
Scot: my mothers maiden name is shitentrauser
Markus: happy holidays turklenips https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmSgv9A_ZqM
Scot: holy shit the ying yang twins
Jesse: happy twerk day
Markus: i'm sculpting her ass out of mashed potatoes like richard dreyfuss in close encounters
Markus: Hafþór Björnsson aka 'The Mountain' from Game of Thrones does World Record Keg Toss https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdcnUdzab7E
Jesse: partied with that guy before in NYC
Jesse: he left with two girls about the fourth of the size of him
Karalyn: star wars was gay
Markus: did the vicodin help?
Markus: was lukes daughter buthexed by darth schlong?
Karalyn: can’t wait to rip down the xmas tree and light it on fire
Markus: just stay home and take a bubble bath and rose petal candles and shit
Markus: damn kids in michigan getting lead poisoning http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3360837/Flint-mayor-declares-state-emergency-water-problems.html
Markus: "This is why I believe in preemptive drama theory. She is going to start shit. She has a biological need for drama. So do yourself a favor and start shit first. Basically women thrive off of emotional variety the way men thrive off of sexual variety. This is why women will just start shit for no fucking reason when shit is going well. The trick, therefore, is to approach it the way woodland firefighters do. By having controlled burns, they reduce the fuel for a forest fire to occur. With women, this means making them feel a range of emotions, even if it's just an act. Throw a little english on the ball for no reason. This will quench their need for emotional variety." – GayLubeOil
Karalyn: who are we talking about?
Markus: all of them
Markus: they are empty souls craving to be filled with emotions
Karalyn: you’re citing people who don’t have hobbies
Karalyn: and people who have daddy issues
Markus: sending them teddy bears of each others selfies lol
Markus: double ahole achievement unlocked
Thursday, December 17, 2015
[–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil 46 points 5 months ago
Jesus christ dude. Thats another fucking beehive, "Hey guys I have a question. How do I look like this guy who is on 250 Test Prop, 400 Mast, 300 Tren Acetate and 50 miligrams of winstrol a day without taking steroids. I want to be natural. Also how much sugary whey protein powder should I drink?" Thats basically every fitness question ever.
How do I fuck as many women as the dude who cockblasts wives and girlfriends without cockblasting wives and girlfriends?
[–]TRP VanguardWhisper 22 points 5 months ago
Haeee Guize, how I get grlfrind to respect me without standing up to her? Don't want conflict. Thx bai!
[–]Benny757 1 point an hour ago
How true this is. Reminds me of something an old guy once said about supplements. "Supplements??" he said. "How about supplementing your ass out the door for a brutal workout, that's your best supplement." The time to build frame is RIGHT NOW.
Wednesday, December 16, 2015
1. Eric Prydz - Ambassadeur ID 3
2. Pryda - Lycka
3. Pryda - F.A.T
4. Pryda - Untitled
5. Paolo Mojo Vs Michael Jackson - Thriller 1983 (Eric Prydz Halloween Bootleg)
6. Fehrplay - Indigo
7. Cirez D - Gobber
8. Jeremy Olander & Fehrplay - Balboa
9. Jeremy Olander - Bandersnatch
10. Kraftwerk - Tour De France
Thursday, December 10, 2015
[–]CptDefB 1 point 1 day ago
Three centuries. You speak of the same group I do. The same group that bought London by convincing England it had lost a war. To say that these people are responsible for our quality of life is accurate. To say that this is some kind of amazing accomplishment, what we have now, alluding to the fact that we're unlikely to achieve better by other means and should just continue riding the gravy train of these parasites... not at all. Left to our devices, we could do much better.
The only reason major technological advances are propelled by war, is because no one else is allowed to play with the toys, or make their own.
[–]1Yakatonker 1 point 20 hours ago
Most people on this planet were serfs up until two centuries ago because of the institutions of governance and the economic policies of the monarchists and plutocrats. It took the continuous demolition of those systems to reach the present state of democratic socialism.
Europe, China, Russia and a few other nations had to have their human systems demolished to the ground in order to rebuild them with the basic economic and governance reforms we see today.
Reductions in cost and mass increase in productivity means consumers have a higher degree of material wealth accessible to them then at any other point in history. The global economic supply chain was unthinkable a century ago because nations waged tariff wars continuously, had poor centralization of economic policy across regions and the bureaucracies of government were crippled with corruption lacking concept of governance for all.
[–]motivatedcat 0 points 1 day ago
I understand what this post might be trying to articulate, but what about the freedom that globalism brings. Being stripped by all outside identities seems to bring loyalty to oneself. It means living in a Caribbean island when your country is at war. Banking in a tax haven. Having two passports, in case one is cancelled. No fucks given about anyone or anything, other then yourself.
[–]Batou Kovacs 187 points 13 hours ago
I hear you brother, but people don't want to hear it. Bitches just want to be entertained with badboy clowns, social media, and shiny new trinkets. Bird brain culture. Enjoy the decline. What would Genghis Khan do?
[–]GayLubeOil 15 points 5 hours ago
What you need to understand is being an Alpha is inherently immoral. An Alpha is first and foremost a parasite he fucks other men's women and lives off of the labor of betas. If you want to live like a king you have to take a disproportionately larger amount then you give or create.
If you want to fuck tons of women then some of them are going to have to be the women of other men. If you want to live a very high standard of living you have to get there on the backs of other men. If you want to be the best at anything you have to be willing to do everything in your power to get there.
So your moral fagging on Reddit is not going to stop me. The only thing you are doing is discouraging valuable discussion. There are men like me in this world and you are well served knowing this fact. I will take everything I want from this world. Know this and prepare for it.
Saturday, November 21, 2015
Gotta feel courage
If it was easier to shatter everything that ever mattered
But it's not, because it's your obsession
Be a fighter, backbone, desire
Complicated and it stings, but we both know what it means
And it's time to get real and inspired
Now victory is all you need
So cultivate and plant the seed
Hold your breath and count to ten, just count to ten, just count to ten
I'm gonna make it rain, so ring the bell
I know it all too well
Switchblade on the edge of your wrist
Can I get a witness?
Cause agony brings no reward
For one more hit and one last score
Don't be a casualty, cut the cord
Friday, November 20, 2015
Thursday, November 19, 2015
The Wanton Bishops is a Lebanese rock band formed in Beirut, Lebanon in 2011. The group consists of Nader Mansour (vocals, guitar, harmonica, keyboards) and Eddy Ghossein (guitar, backing vocals, banjo). The duo began as an independent act founded after Mansour and Ghossein met outside a bar in Beirut and eventually bonded over their mutual appreciation for blues music. The Wanton Bishops was eventually formed and emerged among a second wave of popular garage rock revival and are considered today to be one of the leading bands in the Middle East.
Tuesday, November 17, 2015
Mikhail Sergeyevich Tolstykh (Russian: Михаи́л Серге́евич Толсты́х), better known by his callsign "Givi" (Ги́ви), is a commander in the pro-Russian separatist "Somali Battalion" (Russian: Батальон Сомали) in the War in Donbass. In an online interview, Givi claimed that he is from Ilovaisk and served in the Ukrainian Army from 1998 to 2000 before working at a sling rope factory. In an interview he stated that his great-grandfather was an ethnic Georgian.
Fighting between separatist insurgents affiliated with the Donetsk People's Republic (DPR) and Ukrainian government forces broke out at Donetsk International Airport on September 28, 2014. The new battle was sparked despite a ceasefire agreement, called the Minsk Protocol, that had been in place from September 5th. Heavy fighting over the airport continued into the new year, and on January 21st, 2015 DPR forces overran the government's positions at the airport. The remaining Ukrainian forces were either killed, forced to retreat, or captured.
Following months of ceasefire violations, the Ukrainian government, the DPR and the LPR jointly agreed to halt all fighting, starting on September 1st, 2015. This agreement coincided with the start of the school year in Ukraine, and was intended to allow for another attempt at implementing the points of Minsk II. The area around Mariupol, including Shyrokyne, saw no fighting. No final settlement to the conflict was agreed.
Tuesday, November 10, 2015
A heist happens in LA, the setup and scenario are so familiar. We know the trope, we know that this can end one of two ways. Or will it? In a challenge to the classic Hollywood cliches, for 4 minutes you’re taken on a wild chase like you have never seen before. On Pogo sticks.
Director - Tim Main (Tim & Joe)
Video Comissioner - James Hackett
Production Company - FRIEND
Exec Producer - Nico Chavez
Producer - Sarah Tognazzi
Service Company - D & R
Service Company Producer - Ross Levine
Cinematographer - Pat Scola
Monday, October 26, 2015
Zuck: Yeah so if you ever need info about anyone at Harvard
Zuck: Just ask
Zuck: I have over 4,000 emails, pictures, addresses, SNS
[Redacted Friend's Name]: What? How'd you manage that one?
Zuck: People just submitted it
Zuck: I don't know why
Zuck: They "trust me"
Zuck: Dumb fucks
— Mark Zuckerberg in 2004 during the early days of "The Facebook"
Wednesday, October 21, 2015
"The US is now spending 26% of available tax revenue to pay interest on the $18 trillion outstanding. Total US interest payments in Fiscal Year 2013 were a whopping $415 billion, roughly 17% of total tax revenue. Here's the thing, though - it's inappropriate to look at total tax revenue when we're talking about making interest payments.
The IRS collected $2.49 trillion in taxes last year (net of refunds). But of this amount, $891 billion was from payroll tax. According to FICA and the Social Security Act of 1935, however, this amount is tied directly to funding Social Security and Medicare. It is not to be used for interest payments.
Based on this data, the amount of tax revenue that the US government had available to pay for its operations was $1.599 trillion in FY2013. This means they actually spent approximately 26% of their available tax revenue just to pay interest last year, a much higher number than 17%." — Simon Black
Monday, October 19, 2015
"Muscles without strength, friendship without trust, opinion without risk, change without aesthetics, age without values, food without nourishment, power without fairness, facts without rigour, degrees without erudition, militarism without fortitude, progress without civilization, complication without depth, fluency without content; these are the sins to remember." — Nassim Nicholas Taleb
Thursday, October 15, 2015
Tuesday, October 13, 2015
"Bad Boy for Life" is a song by American rappers P. Diddy, Black Rob and Mark Curry, featured on Diddy's 2001 third album The Saga Continues. Produced by Megahertz (Dorsey Wesley), it was released as the second single from the album in November 2001 and reached number 33 on the US Billboard Hot 100 chart.
The music video was directed by Chris Robinson, filmed in June 2001 and released in early July, and features a number of cameo appearances including guitarist Dave Navarro, drummer Travis Barker, actor Ben Stiller, actor Richard Dunn, rappers Xzibit, Ice Cube, Snoop Dogg, boxer Mike Tyson, television host Pat O'Brien, basketball players Shaquille O'Neal, Baron Davis and rap rock band Crazy Town. The video was nominated for Best Rap Video at both the 2002 MVPA Awards and the 2002 MTV Video Music Awards.
Monday, October 12, 2015
Kevin Richardson is a South African animal behaviourist who has worked extensively with native animals of Africa. Richardson worked in a 1600-acre Lion Park in Broederstroom, a town 35 miles north of his hometown, Johannesburg, in South Africa. While specializing in lions, he also interacted with hyenas and leopards.
Richardson has a special facility called the Kingdom of the White Lion in Broederstroom. The park, which was set up with the help of Rodney Fuhr, is 800 hectares (2,000 acres) and was built for the set of the movie White Lion. Richardson cares for thirty-nine lions at this facility. Currently, the facility is private, but there are plans to open it to the public.
Richardson has worked with big cats and relies on intuition rather than static rules. He has slept next to, fed, and lived with lions. Along with lions, he has worked with cheetahs, leopards, and hyenas. He prefers lions to any other big cat. His relationship with the animals, however, has not been an instant one. He has known all of the lions he works with since they were cubs. As a rule, Richardson only interacts with lions he has been with since their birth.
The lion population in Africa has dropped from about 350,000 to an estimated 25,000 during a fifteen-year-span. Richardson hopes the media attention of his movies will raise public awareness and educate them on the need to protect and conserve Africa's animals. Lion hunts in South Africa garner more than 90 million dollars (£60 million) a year according to the Professional Hunters Association. Trophy hunting is worth $91.2 million a year and foreign tourists sometimes pay up to $40,000 to shoot a lion.
Sunday, October 11, 2015
The Osmo is a 4K camera mounted atop a handheld stabilizer. It is designed to allow users to shoot smooth, high-quality video no matter how they hold it or move it. The 12-megapixel camera itself, the Zenmuse X3, is the same as the one that comes integrated with DJI’s Inspire 1 drone.
Built with DJI’s three-axis gimbal stabilization technology and a 94-degree field of view, the $649 Osmo was designed to shoot 60 minutes of no-shake 4K video with its built-in battery, or can be used to take high-quality still photos. - review by Fast Company
Friday, October 9, 2015
"Edge of Seventeen" is a song written and recorded by American singer-songwriter Stevie Nicks. It was the third single from her 1981 solo debut album, Bella Donna.
According to Nicks, the title came from a conversation she had with Tom Petty's first wife, Jane, about the couple's first meeting. She was telling me about Tom, about when she met him, and she has an incredible Southern accent ... and she said that she met him at the age of seventeen, but I thought she said 'edge,' and she said 'no ... age' and I said, 'Jane, forget it, it's got to be "edge." The "Edge of Seventeen" is perfect. I'm gonna write a song, ok? And I'm gonna give you credit.' She didn't believe me, you know? She couldn't believe it when it came out on the album."
At the time, Nicks was going out with producer Jimmy Iovine, and was with him when news of Lennon's assassination first broke. "Jimmy was absolutely best friends with John Lennon," she says. "So when that happened, a hush came over the house that was so overwhelming that there was nothing that I could do to help. There was nothing I could say, there was no way I could comfort him." Unable to help, Nicks flew home to Phoenix. "I went straight over to my uncle's house, and my uncle died that day. He died right there with me holding his hand, just me and my cousin, who's a little younger than me, sitting there on the bed and on the floor next to him."
"I have to deal with it every single night when I sing it," she says. "When that song starts, I go back to that week. And it's not like I try. I don't make a physical effort to do it. In my mind, my little timespace, I'm back in the house at Encino finding out that news, and when I sing it to everybody, I try to make them understand in a way what I was talking about without actually telling them."
Thursday, October 1, 2015
Wednesday, September 30, 2015
Monday, September 28, 2015
"Give Me the Night" is a song recorded by American jazz musician George Benson, which he released from his 1980 studio album of the same title. It was written and composed by Heatwave's keyboard player Rod Temperton and produced by Quincy Jones. Patti Austin provides the backing and scat vocals that are heard throughout, and one of Benson's fellow jazz guitarists, Lee Ritenour, also performs on the selection. The song was a commercial success, and was Benson's first single to hit number one on the US Billboard Soul Singles chart. It also peaked at number four on the US Billboard Hot 100 chart, making it his most successful pop entry.
Wednesday, September 23, 2015
"Good Times" was composed by Bernard Edwards and Nile Rodgers. It was first recorded by their band, Chic, for their 1979 album, Risqué. In August of that year it became the band's second number one single on both the Billboard Hot 100 and soul singles chart. Along with the tracks, "My Forbidden Lover", and "My Feet Keep Dancing", "Good Times" reached number three on the disco charts. It reportedly sold 5 million copies, making it, at the time, the best-selling 45 rpm single in the history of Atlantic Records.
The lyrics are largely based on Milton Ager's "Happy Days Are Here Again." It also contains lines based on lyrics featured in "About a Quarter to Nine" made famous by Al Jolson. Nile Rodgers has stated that these depression-era lyrics were used as a hidden way to comment on the then-current economic depression in the United States.
Friday, August 28, 2015
Thursday, August 27, 2015
[–]Sdom1 90 points 19 hours ago
One thing that just fucking amazes me - no matter how many times I see it - is people's ability to claim they want something, believe they want something, and then repeatedly do things to achieve the exact opposite result. The lack of self-awareness or insight is just mind boggling.
OK, so let's say I interview Tinderella A, and I ask her what she wants out of her dating life. The answer that I'd get most of the time, if she decides to drop her guard, would be that she would like to meet someone to have a fulfilling relationship with, get married, have kids, the whole nine. A laudable goal, to be sure.
And then, she's going to go on Tinder and swipe right for Chad Thundercock, who immediately tells her he's just interested in "hanging out" and "seeing if there's anything there." Then, she fucks him after a whole half an hour of conversation at a local bar or coffee house. And afterwards laments the "condition of the dating scene."
So, I'm a little older, 35, and what I've noticed about the millennials is that they are absolutely TERRIFIED of making an actual connection with someone. At first, I mistook it for them being vapid, and while there's some of that, there have always been vapid people.
But this generation is the first to be raised with all of this technology. What it has done is extremely interesting. It has basically spread them thin. They have more connections to others than people in the past, but not as many deep ones.
Combine this with hypergamy and you're getting a small population of guys (good looking dark triads) pumping and dumping all of the women in NYC and these highly educated, supposedly intelligent people are at a complete loss as to how to stop it. It is unfuckingbelievable, and completely hilarious.
"In my view it is better to be impetuous than cautious because fortune is a woman, and if you wish to dominate her you must beat her and batter her. It is clear she will let herself be won by men who are impetuous rather than those who step cautiously." – Niccolo Machiavelli
Sunday, August 16, 2015
2005 saw the release of DJ Champion’s debut album, Chill'em All. The album included the hit single "No Heaven" — a soulful and bluesy song set against heavy dance beats and noisy guitar riffs. Inspired by Negro Songs of Protest recorded by music collector Lawrence Gellert, Béatrice "Betty" Bonifassi sings a plaintive tune reminiscent of the work songs sung by the chain-gangs of the American South in the late 19th and early 20th centuries. "I heard Betty singing those blues songs, and she was the girl for that job," said Morin. The single "No Heaven" was used in both a trailer and the ending credits of Gearbox Software's 2009 video game Borderlands, and is used in the opening credits of the television series The Line and the ending credits of the game Army of Two.
Monday, August 10, 2015
“I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself. A small bird will drop frozen dead from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself.” ― D.H. Lawrence
SARAH: Daddy, were you in the shower?
DAD: Yes, I was in the shower.
DAD: I was dirty. The shower gets me clean.
DAD: Why does the shower get me clean?
DAD: Because the water washes the dirt away when I use soap.
DAD: Why do I use soap?
DAD: Because the soap grabs the dirt and lets the water wash it off.
DAD: Why does the soap grab the dirt?
DAD: Because soap is a surfactant.
DAD: Why is soap a surfactant?
DAD: That is an EXCELLENT question. Soap is a surfactant because it forms water-soluble micelles that trap the otherwise insoluble dirt and oil particles.
DAD: Why does soap form micelles?
DAD: Soap molecules are long chains with a polar, hydrophilic head and a non-polar, hydrophobic tail. Can you say ‘hydrophilic’?
DAD: And can you say ‘hydrophobic’?
DAD: Excellent! The word ‘hydrophobic’ means that it avoids water.
DAD: Why does it mean that?
DAD: It’s Greek! ‘Hydro’ means water and ‘phobic’ means ‘fear of’. ‘Phobos’ is fear. So ‘hydrophobic’ means ‘afraid of water’.
SARAH: Like a monster?
DAD: You mean, like being afraid of a monster?
DAD: A scary monster, sure. If you were afraid of a monster, a Greek person would say you were gorgophobic.
SARAH: (rolls her eyes) I thought we were talking about soap.
DAD: We are talking about soap.
DAD: Why do the molecules have a hydrophilic head and a hydrophobic tail?
DAD: Because the C-O bonds in the head are highly polar, and the C-H bonds in the tail are effectively non-polar.
DAD: Because while carbon and hydrogen have almost the same electronegativity, oxygen is far more electronegative, thereby polarizing the C-O bonds.
DAD: Why is oxygen more electronegative than carbon and hydrogen?
DAD: That’s complicated. There are different answers to that question, depending on whether you’re talking about the Pauling or Mulliken electronegativity scales. The Pauling scale is based on homo versus heteronuclear bond strength differences, while the Mulliken scale is based on the atomic properties of electron affinity and ionization energy. But it really all comes down to effective nuclear charge. The valence electrons in an oxygen atom have a lower energy than those of a carbon atom, and electrons shared between them are held more tightly to the oxygen, because electrons in an oxygen atom experience a greater nuclear charge and therefore a stronger attraction to the atomic nucleus! Cool, huh?
SARAH: I don’t get it.
DAD: That’s OK. Neither do most of my students.
Sunday, August 9, 2015
Released on March 17, 2010 in South Korea by S.M. Entertainment, "Run Devil Run" was written by Alex James, Busbee, and Kalle Engström. In 2008, American singer Kesha recorded a demo of the song. Later, the song was pitched to Girls' Generation and Kesha's version was never released. The song was ranked at number one on the Gaon Singles Chart for two weeks.
Friday, August 7, 2015
In September 2012, Secret released the single "Poison" in South Korea. The song was an "upbeat dance track", written and produced by Kang Ji Won and Kim Ki Bum whom they previously worked with their previous hit singles. According to TS Entertainment, “Poison" had "unique characteristics and colors of Secret but will have a change in concept from the cute and friendly image to a sexy and feminine concept.”
Wednesday, August 5, 2015
For their second album "War Is the Answer", Five Finger Death Punch decided to cover a song by the band of the same name, Bad Company. The song has a significantly heavier tone to it, along with several lyrical edits. The song peaked at #2 on the Billboard US Mainstream Rock Songs Chart.
Rule #1: Pillage, then burn.
Rule #2: If violence wasn't your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.
Rule #3: Close air support covereth a multitude of sins.
Rule #4: A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head.
Rule #5: Do unto others.
Rule #6: If you're leaving scorch marks, you need a bigger gun.
Rule #7: That which does not kill you has made a tactical error.
– Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates, EVE Online Battle for 49-U6U
Tuesday, August 4, 2015
Roses in the sun
Falling one by one
Every thorn stung
I was so numb
I almost didn't see you come
When the walls around me were caving in
You save my life tonight
When there's nothing left but pouring rain
You save my life tonight
And I found my heart inside your hands
You save my life tonight
You showed me how to feel again
You save my life tonight
Monday, August 3, 2015
DC presents Robbie “Maddo” Maddison’s “Pipe Dream,” giving the world a chance to witness history being made as Maddo rides his dirt bike on the powerful and iconic waves of Tahiti. From his helmet to motocross boots, Maddo was dressed for FMX when he took his dirt bike into the unchartered saltwater terrain of the Pacific Ocean in French Polynesia.
Friday, July 31, 2015
Bill and Terry Timmy are introducing handcrafted water to the world with an almost pathological attention to craftsmanship and a thirst for helping people become less thirsty. The Timmy Brothers. They make water.
Paul Riccio – Writer/Director
Jamie Effros – Terry Timmy
Mike Mergo – Bill Timmy
Matt O'Shea & Laura Wood – Producers
Derek McKane – Director of Photography
Jason Kileen – Editor
Molly Finley – Art Director
Alexander Chizhov – Flame Artist
Lucas Hrabal – Camera Operator
Mat Guido – Audio Mixer
Joseph Wenkoff – Colorist
Mike Vernola – AD
Courtney Stephens – PA
Thursday, July 30, 2015
"This makes them work harder at their job and stay focused so they can reach the imaginary brass ring in which will solve all their problems and worries about life. But, in reality all it does is gives them the opportunity to buy more useless shit they don’t need until another bigger and better model comes out for them to get. It's an endless seasonal gift shop for slavery." — Modern Day Pricus
Tuesday, July 21, 2015
"You see this goblet?" asks Achaan Chaa, the Thai meditation master. "For me this glass is already broken. I enjoy it; I drink out of it. It holds my water admirably, sometimes even reflecting the sun in beautiful patterns. If I should tap it, it has a lovely ring to it. But when I put this glass on the shelf and the wind knocks it over or my elbow brushes it off the table and it falls to the ground and shatters, I say, 'Of course.' When I understand that the glass is already broken, every moment with it is precious."
Friday, July 17, 2015
Inspired by true events, THE REVENANT is an immersive and visceral cinematic experience capturing one man’s epic adventure of survival and the extraordinary power of the human spirit. In an expedition of the uncharted American wilderness, legendary explorer Hugh Glass (Leonardo DiCaprio) is brutally attacked by a bear and left for dead by members of his own hunting team. In a quest to survive, Glass endures unimaginable grief as well as the betrayal of his confidant John Fitzgerald (Tom Hardy). Guided by sheer will and the love of his family, Glass must navigate a vicious winter in a relentless pursuit to live and find redemption.
Director: Alejandro G. Iñárritu
Monday, July 13, 2015
Prima Donna is the debut studio album by South Korean girl group Nine Muses, released on October 14, 2013 through Star Empire Entertainment. A majority of the album's production is by Han Jae-ho and Kim Seung-soo, also known as Sweetune, who have worked with the group since their 2011 single "Figaro". The album debuted at number seven on the Gaon Albums Chart. Prima Donna's lead track, "Gun", contains retro influences with a western beat, featuring a brass and blues feel with an electronic guitar.<
Tuesday, July 7, 2015
"Women do shit when they're incentivized to do shit. If they don't have shit to gain, they don't do shit. If you already gave them the shit they wanted, they're going to avoid doing the shit or do the shittiest shit they can get away with." – Archwinger
Monday, July 6, 2015
Carrying large amounts of cash is not a crime, yet thousands of Americans who do so are being treated like criminals. Law enforcement officials are using civil forfeiture to seize the cash of domestic travelers at airports, like 24-year-old Charles Clarke. Charles had $11,000 seized at the Cincinnati/Northern Kentucky airport in 2014.
In February 2014, law enforcement officials took Charles’ entire life savings right before he was scheduled to board a flight, and they have kept his money for over a year. Now Charles has teamed up with the Institute for Justice, which has successfully represented property owners as part of its initiative to end civil forfeiture nationwide, to fight back in federal court.
Tuesday, June 30, 2015
Corey Knowlton is an international hunting expert, known recently for winning a $350,000 auction to kill a black rhino in Namibia. He is also known for working with hunter Jim Shockey on television shows "The Professionals" and "Uncharted"
Wednesday, May 27, 2015
'Totally Free' is a short documentary that explores these weirdly wonderful roller skaters, how they got into skating and why it keeps them alive.
Director and Editor: Daniel Soares
Camera: Noe Chavez & Brian Frank
Original Score: Hanah Saxton
Colorist: Ayumi Ashley
Sound Mix: Joel Raabe
Tuesday, April 28, 2015
Markus: TLDR so what was the outrage about?
Markus: people were mad because they published a story about gay hookers, or because they took it down, or both?
Karalyn: gawker published an article about the CFO of Conde Nast texting a gay escort
Karalyn: because he was married
Karalyn: with kids
Markus: dang that didnt take long
Markus: first gay divorce FTW
Karalyn: NO NO HES STRAIGHT
Markus: lies. there are no straight dudes working at conde nast or gawker
Karalyn: yeah you got me there
Markus: deans gf is selling bbq grills again
Markus: send this to your dude in new zealand
Ches: damn ^^ well said
Ches: motivating shit
Remy: thank you
Markus: ONLY THE BOLD GO TO WOOWOO TOWN
Markus: dang they caught ur sister again
Scot: what are you doing with fucking 81 zipcars?
Markus: making uber robot cars of course
Markus: "To make that a reality, it sounds like Uber had to Uber all over Carnegie Mellon's prestigious National Robotics Engineering Center. Hey, they're racing against Google, who is moving pretty fast: the search company wants to be a car company with vehicles our streets this year. It was supposed to be a partnership with the University, but it sounds a lot more like poaching in Pittsburgh, with Uber setting up shop in a renovated factory building down the road from CMU. "They took all the guys that were working on vehicle autonomy — basically whole groups, whole teams of developers, commercialization specialists, all the guys that find grants and who were bringing the intellectual property," says one unnamed source. "These guys, they took everybody." In total, 50 have defected to Uber. First they came for the software developers, but by the end, they'd scored the center's director."
Karalyn: going out for indian food with the company
Karalyn: we do these fucking two full day long meetings that are called quarterlies
Markus: just hold your sword high and yell
Markus: THUNDER THUNDARR THHUUNNNDAARARRRRR
Markus: wear your htundarcats costume
Markus: now serving genuine artisanal fourloko cosby cocktails in our sales callrooms
Markus: POLYAMYORE UR MOM
Markus: yep all the peeps that bought this book are getting their accounts hacked on ashley madison right now
Markus: a schadenfreudetardgasm of epic proportions
Thursday, April 16, 2015
Dutch house titan Fedde le Grand alongside Canadian rising stars Sultan + Ned Shepard, send out a Postcard From Miami. Providing the soundtrack to the video is the trio's latest co-production 'Long Way From Home', the official 'Road To Ultra' Tour Anthem, out now on Flamingo Recordings.
Monday, April 13, 2015
Cherry Creek is a small community within the interior region of British Columbia. While it was first discovered in the 1800's and stripped of its gold, Brett Rheeder made his stake on the land creating a unique hay bale slope style course.
Directed, Produced and Created By Mind Spark Cinema
Music: "Open My Eyes"by The Rival Sons
Friday, April 3, 2015
* Bluetooth ballgag courtesy of Beats by Dre
"Woman has no primary interest in a great or artistic man, she does not prefer him to a successful and rich soap-boiler, and what is more, she never knows he is great until the world acknowledges him as such."
"If in the Europe of today, and in all countries like Europe, it is material success alone that is regarded as the highest value, and if money is the principal hallmark of power and prestige, it is due to the ascendancy of women in our midst. Women cannot take any other point of view, and where their influence tends to prevail, as it does particularly in England and America, there you will find the worship of cash the principal religion of the community."
"Today this vulgarity can be detected in every aspect of our lives. Everything, every consideration of refinement, is overlooked, provided that money be present. And the man who kills most female hearts is he who can throw a rich fur round his capture and whirl her off in a sumptuous Rolls-Royce. Wives who have passionately loved their husbands will learn to dislike and despise them intensely if owing to some unhappy turn in their fortunes they become material failures."
"Individually this vulgarity ramifies in woman as an inability to pursue refinement, unassisted or undirected; as a readiness to sacrifice refinement or else the fruits of cultivation, to any other sordid end, and as an inaccessibility to the finer nuances of thought. That is why the notion ‘Lady’ is such absurd nonsense. It is the grossest and most palpable fiction. No ‘Lady’ has ever existed or will ever exist." — Anthony Mario Ludovici
Friday, March 27, 2015
Wednesday, March 25, 2015
Saturday, March 21, 2015
Markus: HAPPY SCRUMP DAY MUH CLICKLEBAITS
Markus: holy shit
Karalyn: yeah i saw that
Karalyn: ARE YOU FUCKING WATCHING THIS
Markus: have a fantastic weekend at the electrosmurf cock buffet sunshine
Scot: haha… NOPE!
Markus: sent it to BK since he is the furry expert
Mae: perfecto :)
Markus: butch dyke takes testosterone
Meg: “i was riding the subway which traditionally is the hotbed of lust in the city"
Meg: no truer words have ever been spoken
Karalyn: sorry otp with jeffs mom
Markus: yeah she was busy last night
Friday, March 20, 2015
"But, as you well know, appearances can be deceiving, which brings me back to the reason why we're here. We're not here because we're free. We're here because we're not free. There is no escaping reason; no denying purpose. Because as we both know, without purpose, we would not exist." – Agent Smith
Thursday, March 19, 2015
Wednesday, March 11, 2015
Markus: yeah in the web UI it's video overlay but just link the image file
Meg: i can’t use drop box or imagur
Markus: what is the link to the source image?
Meg: i gotta make one. its local
Markus: upload to 4chan i mean iCloud
Markus: what do you mean no dropbox i drop boxes all the time
Markus: SEND IT ASS TO ASS
Meg: IM GONNA PUNCH YOU IN THE ASS
Markus: USE THE 9-PIN FUDGEPUCKER CABLE
Meg: all these 35249035, 35271284, 35248665, 35248662, 35248653, 35248640
Meg: thank youuuuuuuuu
Monday, March 9, 2015
BLR released a trailer for Keloid. Briefly, it’s the story of humanity reaching a technological singularity, at which artificial intelligence has surpassed that of man, and the uncertainty and danger of the next moment. It’s well-trodden territory, but BLR’s approach, as evidenced by the trailer, is intense, unique, and a little terrifying. The trailer is more of a ‘proof of concept’ piece, as the company sought to stretch itself creatively and refine new workflows, such as motion capture, that would be used on the feature.
“We’re mostly known for our visual effects work in advertising, but every now and then we like to experiment and do something on our own to showcase our skills and give free reign to our potential,” says J.J. Palomo, Creative Director of BLR.
“One of our animators came up with the idea of a mechanical SWAT force rushing into a clandestine drug lab also operated by robots. The idea was appealing, but we knew the conceptual treatment would require extensive amounts of motion capture to bring the troop of six robot soldiers to life with synchronized military precision as they enter the abandoned warehouse that is the setting for much of the trailer.”
Prior to the Keloid trailer, BLR had never experimented with motion capture on a project. They turned to iPi Motion Capture software to provide the backbone of production. Add two Microsoft Kinects to iPi’s markerless system, and what you have is a fast, cost-effective way to animate characters.
“We set up in our office using Kinect cameras, and just loved the outcome,” says Palomo. “We used iPi Motion Capture to animate the main robots, and because we wanted a more realistic approach in the biped animation, coupled with our small staff, we could not afford to spend a lot of time digitally animating robots into the scenes....We worked with 3D Studio Max in BVH format, and loaded the motion capture data onto our more complex rig system, where we could then we could touch up, clean and reanimate.”
Sunday, March 8, 2015
"Changing and improving your life requires destroying a part of yourself and replacing it with a newer, better part of yourself. It is therefore, by definition, a painful process full of resistance and anxiety. You can’t grow muscle without challenging it with greater weight. You can’t build emotional resilience without forging through hardship and loss. And you can’t build a better mind without challenging your own beliefs and assumptions." – Mark Manson
Friday, February 27, 2015
Max: that last one was a jaw dropper for sure
Markus: During her out-of-control antics, she kicked and punched police who tried to arrest her, attacking one with a high heel and biting another on the finger. “F— off, I don’t have to tell you anything, you f—ing retard,” she yelled before hitting one officer in the face.
Markus: She was arrested and released after paying a $300 fine.
Karalyn: man thats worth $300 bucks
Markus: flippy cup at miss america https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqL4pcINCv0
Markus: dammit she is cheating
Karalyn: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS RED CUP OMFG
Markus: when people ask me about my weekend http://r0wr.s3.amazonaws.com/hentaikamen.gif
Friday, February 20, 2015
Wednesday, February 18, 2015
This mix was originally released in 1999 as volume #1 of The Prescription mixtape series presented by Staple Design.
Last year, it was re-recorded and released on a USB flash drive that came with the purchase of a T-shirt collaboration between myself & Jeff Staple. The DJ Soul logo on the flash drive was designed by New York graf legend Haze.
The T-shirt & flash drive package which was available at Reed Space in New York City, Colette in Paris, Shoe Gallery in Miami, Kicks Hawaii in Honolulu, Major in Washington DC is now sold out. Thank you to everybody who supported the project.
Note: The Prescription 2.1 by DJ Soul & Staple Design is licensed under a Creative Commons License
Thursday, February 12, 2015
"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed." ― Michael Jordan
Sunday, January 4, 2015
“I have known many gods. He who denies them is as blind as he who trusts them too deeply. I seek not beyond death. It may be the blackness averred by the Nemedian skeptics, or Crom's realm of ice and cloud, or the snowy plains and vaulted halls of the Nordheimer's Valhalla.
I know not, nor do I care. Let me live deep while I live; let me know the rich juices of red meat and stinging wine on my palate, the hot embrace of white arms, the mad exultation of battle when the blue blades flame and crimson, and I am content. Let teachers and philosophers brood over questions of reality and illusion.
I know this: if life is illusion, then I am no less an illusion, and being thus, the illusion is real to me. I live, I burn with life, I love, I slay, and am content.” ― Robert E. Howard, Queen of the Black Coast