Tuesday, April 28, 2015
Markus: TLDR so what was the outrage about?
Markus: people were mad because they published a story about gay hookers, or because they took it down, or both?
Karalyn: gawker published an article about the CFO of Conde Nast texting a gay escort
Karalyn: because he was married
Karalyn: with kids
Markus: dang that didnt take long
Markus: first gay divorce FTW
Karalyn: NO NO HES STRAIGHT
Markus: lies. there are no straight dudes working at conde nast or gawker
Karalyn: yeah you got me there
Markus: deans gf is selling bbq grills again
Markus: send this to your dude in new zealand
Ches: damn ^^ well said
Ches: motivating shit
Remy: thank you
Markus: ONLY THE BOLD GO TO WOOWOO TOWN
Markus: dang they caught ur sister again
Scot: what are you doing with fucking 81 zipcars?
Markus: making uber robot cars of course
Markus: "To make that a reality, it sounds like Uber had to Uber all over Carnegie Mellon's prestigious National Robotics Engineering Center. Hey, they're racing against Google, who is moving pretty fast: the search company wants to be a car company with vehicles our streets this year. It was supposed to be a partnership with the University, but it sounds a lot more like poaching in Pittsburgh, with Uber setting up shop in a renovated factory building down the road from CMU. "They took all the guys that were working on vehicle autonomy — basically whole groups, whole teams of developers, commercialization specialists, all the guys that find grants and who were bringing the intellectual property," says one unnamed source. "These guys, they took everybody." In total, 50 have defected to Uber. First they came for the software developers, but by the end, they'd scored the center's director."
Karalyn: going out for indian food with the company
Karalyn: we do these fucking two full day long meetings that are called quarterlies
Markus: just hold your sword high and yell
Markus: THUNDER THUNDARR THHUUNNNDAARARRRRR
Markus: wear your htundarcats costume
Markus: now serving genuine artisanal fourloko cosby cocktails in our sales callrooms
Markus: POLYAMYORE UR MOM
Markus: yep all the peeps that bought this book are getting their accounts hacked on ashley madison right now
Markus: a schadenfreudetardgasm of epic proportions
Posted by defconquell at 8:29 PM