Ghostwriter by RJD2

Max: that last one was a jaw dropper for sure
Markus: http://uproxx.com/sports/2014/09/a-stripper-got-drunk-and-took-off-all-her-clothes-during-an-australian-league-football-game/

Markus: During her out-of-control antics, she kicked and punched police who tried to arrest her, attacking one with a high heel and biting another on the finger. “F— off, I don’t have to tell you anything, you f—ing retard,” she yelled before hitting one officer in the face.
Markus: She was arrested and released after paying a $300 fine.
Markus: http://r0wr.s3.amazonaws.com/strayacunt.jpg
Karalyn: man thats worth $300 bucks

Markus: flippy cup at miss america https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqL4pcINCv0
Markus: dammit she is cheating
Karalyn: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS RED CUP OMFG
Markus: lol
Markus: when people ask me about my weekend http://r0wr.s3.amazonaws.com/hentaikamen.gif