Monday, May 25, 2026

Ryan Long's Jokes

@sarahjim11332211
"Everything a dick touches is, immediately, worth less money. That is a fact. Give me your drink. I'll do a demonstration..." OMG! Cannot breathe lloooo

@naahhhbiitch6431
Skipped my toddlers Ozempic shots for this

@rebazzar
SAVAGE

@michaelcravotta-vq4lx
Skynet, friend of the show

@FamiliarAnomaly
Remember guys, topless WNBA is sexist and terrible, but also onlyfans is fine.

@audace13
How did I discover this dude only now?? This is what I’ve been missing for years 😂

@FreedomandRights4US
Been sleeping on this top tier guy, now I have to see everything he does.

@rjw5663
I stopped putting lambs blood on my door to watch this

@DRichards705
This was one hell of a best hits lol. Had me laughing at every joke.

@TimothyThompson-x8m
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