Friday, November 4, 2022

Safe and Effective #DiedSuddenly

Hello kids! Make sure to go out and get your fourth and fifth boosters! After all, only the unvaxxed are dying suddenly! Hurry now, get all the extra benefits of lower fertility, weird cancers, pulmonary embolisms, hypertension, miscarriages, and strokes! Yippie!

C.J. Harris, the former “American Idol” contestant whose soulful voice wowed the judges and whose sweet demeanor won him legions of fans, has died of an apparent heart attack. He was 31 years old. Harris was in cardiac arrest when he was rushed to a hospital Sunday in his hometown, Jasper, Alabama, where he was pronounced dead at 8:53 p.m., Deputy Walker County Coroner Danielle Calloway told NBC News. A statement posted on “American Idol’s” official Instagram page read: “C.J. Harris was an incredible talent, and the news of his passing deeply saddens us. He will truly be missed.”

I just want to remind everyone that healthy 44-year-old women always had serious heart attacks while jogging. It was always happening. It’s not something that just started in 2021. If you think that, you’re a conspiracy theorist, and you have to go to prison. This is very, very normal.

Tuesday, November 1, 2022