Comment from Penny Arcade:
The argument from the game’s producer is genuinely funny to us, by itself, independent of any comical elaborations we might have appended. It is some authentically next-level shit. Microtransactions as a necessary feature, one people won’t play your game without? That’s some projection, kid. “What? I can only pay sixty dollars for this game?!?! I’M GOING BACK TO DRAGONVALE” is not a phrase often heard lobbed over the Gamestop counter.
"Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like "In the Air Tonight" and, uh, "Against All Odds". Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist." -- Patrick Bateman
