Hilarious Chinglish by ADV China

"None of us is ever going to leave this godforsaken wasteland. What is it with this place? It’s like a radioactive Georgia O’Keefe hellscape out there, crawling with coral snakes and scorpions. Ever seen the movie The Hills Have Eyes? It’s a documentary. God forbid your car breaks down and you have to walk ten steps. You got a melanoma the size of a pineapple where your head used to be.” – Better Call Saul, Season 1, Episode 10