Milo at RNC

Karalyn: wait a minute is he in sweden now?
Karalyn: pride is here soon
Markus: he is in america now i think he will be in copenhagen next week
Karalyn: I’ve been to these ghettos
Karalyn: do i go?
Karalyn: homigod
Karalyn: this is monday
Markus: how can you not go lol
Markus: just dont get raped or killed
Karalyn: um where’s my bullet proof vest
Karalyn: wouldn’t you think that they would send in isis to bomb the whole thing?
Karalyn: Markus this is nuts
Markus: just get a bunch of your swedish bfs to go with you and use them as human shields

Big Fish

A world's record 384-pound black sea bass caught by Franklin Schenck of Brooklyn with rod and reel off Catalina Island, California, on August 17, 1900.

The monster sun fish caught by W.N. McMillan of E. Africa, at Santa Catalina Island, California on April 1, 1910. The weight was estimated at 3,500 lbs.

1st Cockblastrians Chapter 13

If I give tongue of men or angels, but do not have game, I am only a resounding dong or a banging nympho. If I have the gift of bling and can fathom all punanis and all tsunamis, but do not have game, I am yolo for the coco. If I give all I possess to the slore and give over my body to teh bunglolzhex that I may boast, but do not have game, I am in a world of shit. Game is playful, game is mastery. For we mash in parts and we fuuuuggle in parts, but when the thundarrcockas comes, the fiat-debt simpclucks will pass away. So now these three abide: teasing, touching and telling. But the greatest of these is game. –– tribute to GBFM & Heartiste

RKOI

Ballistic BJ Baldwin Recoil 2

What better place than the city streets of Ensenada Mexico, the home of the Baja 1000, to set the stage for the sequel to Ballistic BJ Baldwin's viral hit Recoil. This short film by Monster Energy follows BJ and his 800hp Trophy Truck as he tears through this seaside Mexican city, ripping over every drop and jump the town has to offer in an attempt to win a bet set by his friend, and international playboy Dan Bilzerian. Will he win? What will he lose?

Deep Crow by Penny Arcade

Tech Support Tuesdays

Karalyn: i can’t stop watching videos about the oakland police scandal
Markus: waaatup
Markus: she said lexapro and zoloft makes the wine taste better
Karalyn: oh god
Markus: http://www.instagram.com/p/BG1-bhmgh-9/
Markus: Все ваши базы являются принадлежат нам
Karalyn: nice
Karalyn: that crazy bitch from oakland brought down how many police chiefs
Karalyn: http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/19/us/oakland-police-scandals/
Markus: with all those duckface photos she prolly banged about eight of them
Karalyn: 3 chiefs out in 9 days
Markus: dang
Markus: "civilian oversight of the OPD"
Karalyn: LOL
Markus: ahahaha yeah that is gonna happen she obviously never been on international blvd after 10PM
Karalyn: the mayor is so pissed
Karalyn: plumbers are here
Karalyn: i didn’t expect them to be young and cute
Markus: BOWWOWWOWYIPPIEYAYO
Markus: http://r0wr.s3.amazonaws.com/notattoos_nobeard.jpg
Markus: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlYH2UKus3I
Karalyn: daddy i wanna grow up to be clickbait
Karalyn: i can’t wait to smash chloe’s fucking cell phone with a hammer
Markus: LOL