Wish by Nikkiya

Tech Support Tuesdays

Karalyn: busy this week i see
Markus: oh yeah
Markus: we are talking to TLC about doing a show starring your sister
Markus: proper care and feeding of her manpets
Markus: http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh6k1NivaLB6G1AY52

Scot: http://news.yahoo.com/one-man-terrorizing-neighbors-hostile-holiday-decoration-display-165658608--abc-news-topstories.html
Markus: “I had to cash in my retirement. There's no hope here in some ways, and there's no one to help us"
Scot: time to hire the guardians of peace
Markus: LOL
Markus: creepy texts with Sasha Grey https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCLi6vSIuPE
Markus: john parking in our new office
Markus: http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhV663fGrFmrDWAJT3
John: lol just shot coffee out my nose
Markus: STAY GOLD SPARKLEPONY

Markus: merry christmas homies
Markus: http://totalfratmove.com/hot-women-read-twas-the-night-before-christmas-while-being-pleasured-by-a-sybian/
Markus: and god bless america
Karalyn: "Oi, Dipshit. Oi, hipster. I am coming for you."
You pussies. You posers. Your time is through."
And blowing a snot rocket shot out of his nose,
he gave us the finger and up the chimney he rose

Human Nature by Tarrus Riley

High by Peking Duk

DJ Kool Herc Tribute by Project Groundation

Tremble by White Panda

Animals by Maroon 5 Gryffin Remix

This is EVE

Z*Trip Live on Australia's Triple J

Z*Trip Favorites

Bookdocks Fundraising

Drai's Arty

Zul seeks the Keymaster

President Obama Plays More Titanfall

President Obama Plays Titanfall

Obama promos Witcher 3

Equal Responsibility by Climbers

Try It Out by ϟƘƦƖןןΣx and Alvin Risk

The music video was directed by Tony T. Datis, who also directed several other Skrillex music videos, including "Bangarang" and "First of the Year (Equinox)".

Elon Musk wins September

Meg: the internet is broken
Markus: it's elon musk's fault
Meg: no but srsly dude wtf? I’ve had so many issues today
Markus: he is using it all to build his solar powered tesla orbital spaceport factory
Meg: I’ve tried u/l a mix to sound cloud and some other shit for 4hrs
Markus: well
Markus: he's also uploading his physical body to google cloud
Markus: so it might be a while



1. Tesla Motors and Nevada made it official on Thursday evening. The electric car company's highly sought battery "Gigafactory" and its projected 6,500 jobs are coming to the Reno area. Sandoval projects that the Tesla plant -- which aims to build automotive-grade lithium-ion batteries on a huge scale and bring down their cost -- will deliver a nearly $100 billion in economic impact to Nevada over the next 20 years.

2. Governor Andrew M. Cuomo today announced a new, one million-square-foot site for the future SolarCity GigaFactory facility, which will manufacture solar panels at the RiverBend site in South Buffalo. The Governor was in Buffalo today to officially break ground on the project, which will create more than 3,000 jobs in Western New York alone and a total of nearly 5,000 jobs in the state. The SolarCity facility will be the largest of its kind in the Western Hemisphere, with more than 1 gigawatt of annual solar capacity when it reaches full production.

3. NASA selected aerospace giant Boeing and Elon Musk’s SpaceX Corporation as the two winners of a hotly contested $6.8bn contract announced on Tuesday as part of its Commercial Crew Development program. It means Musk, who has invested a sizeable chunk of his estimated $9.5bn personal fortune in the development of space technology, will play a key role in returning manned spaceflight to US soil for the first time since the retirement of the space shuttle fleet in July 2011.

4. The Dragon cargo ship built by SpaceX arrived at the International Space Station to deliver more than 2 tons of astronaut supplies and experiments for NASA, including the first 3D printer in space and an intrepid crew of 20 lab mice. European astronaut Alexander Gerst used the space station's huge robotic arm to grab the capsule with help from NASA astronaut Reid Wiseman.

5. SpaceX successfully launched the AsiaSat 6 satellite to geosynchronous transfer orbit. This marks the twelfth successful flight in a row for Falcon 9, and the second of two successful missions for AsiaSat this summer.

Hurricane by MSMR

Kirill Was Here

John: Jeff is back from Amsterdam today
Karalyn: did he order an egg burrito for breakfast
Karalyn: http://blogs.villagevoice.com/music/2012/07/motley_crue_sex_tips.php
Remy: do work son
Markus: pfffft dean is hotter
Markus: nohomo
John: lol
Dean: lol
Dean: he's got confidence
Markus: SEND MOAR BUSHMILLS
Karalyn: probably banging models on couches made from recycled bottles of dom eh?
Markus: yep getting bottle service from ur mom
Karalyn: remember when i wanted to be on ultimate surrender
Karalyn: that was like exactly last year
Markus: lol
Markus: this is how i imagine jesse in vegas
Markus: spraying champagne on bitches
Remy: hahah
Markus: talking to Musayyabbutt located in Pakistan - "How are you Sir/Mam ???"
Markus: fantastic now after the transgender operation

Pale Blue Dot by The Prototypes

Karalyn: NOOOOO DRIFTINGGGGG
Markus: //// ////
Markus: \\\\ \\\\
Karalyn: UR MOM
Markus: company trip to laguna and catch the races
Markus: rent a bus lol
Remy: things could escalate VERRRRRY quickly
Markus: LOLZZOLOL
Markus: good thing dean stashed the wetwipes
Karalyn: wow i dont even know what i just did
Karalyn: fml
Markus: lolwtf she is the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Remy: LOLZZZZZZ
Karalyn: lol
Karalyn: that doesnt even wow
Karalyn: wait
Karalyn: thats me

Automata by Gabe Ibáñez

Autómata is an upcoming 2014 American sci-fi thriller film by Spanish director Gabe Ibáñez and co-written with Igor Legarreta and Javier Sánchez Donate. The film stars Antonio Banderas, Birgitte Hjort Sørensen, Dylan McDermott, Robert Forster and Tim McInnerny. The film was shot at Nu Boyana Film Studios in Sofia, Bulgaria. Green Moon produces with Avi Lerner's Millennium Films.

"It is the story of monkey that stays on the tree, the history of the species that stays behind."

Gold Dust by DJ Fresh

Dead Island 2

Tectonic by Technimatic

Humphrey and Betty

Born Betty Joan Perske in New York, Lauren Bacall initially worked as an usherette and a Vogue model before moving to Hollywood at the age of 19. Director Howard Hawks paid her $125 a week for what would prove to be her breakthrough role in the 1944 thriller To Have and Have Not. “You know how to whistle, don’t you?” she purred at co-star Humphrey Bogart. “You just put your lips together and blow.”

Bogart, she would later claim, was the love of her life. The pair married the following year and went on to cement their creative partnership on The Big Sleep, Dark Passage and Key Largo, a run of successful pictures that made them the glamorous first couple of the American film noir.

Ill Mind of Hopsin 7

"I have no excuses, least of all for God. Like all tyrants, he is not worthy of the spit you would waste on negotiations. The deal we have is infinitely simpler – I don't call him to account, and he extends me the same courtesy." – Quellcrist Falconer, Campaign Diaries

Ill Mind of Hopsin 5

Melisma by Kove

Wash Day

Only two actors have been killed by a predator, an alien, and a terminator: Lance Henriksen and Bill Paxton

The Decipher Volumes by Neurotech

Slovenia's Neurotech, AKA multi-instrumentalist and composer Wulf, is a music connoisseurs dream. Since the release of 2008's 'Transhuman' EP, Neurotech's brand of cybermetal has grown to a dizzyingly high standard.

"I started with Neurotech in 2007 with an intention to write music by myself. I was a drummer in metal bands for many years prior to Neurotech and wanted to do more electronicly driven music. Having bands and after years of experimenting of making mainly trance music in a cracked version of Fl Studio." – Wulf interview with Intravenous UK

Every Runner Has A Reason by Heist

Ronnie Goodman may well be San Francisco's most unexpected half-marathoner. This is the story of why he runs.

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Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

The Onion's movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal reviews 'Dawn of the Planet of the Apes' in this week's Film Standard.

"I was reading an interview with one of the producers on the new Transformers movie, and the thing that really got to me is that both the person asking the question and the person answering it thought they were communicating information. This has gotten more common, or I’ve gotten better at noticing it. Most public communication now sounds like the Teletubbies to me." – Tycho from Penny Arcade

RSD Tyler on Ego Turtling

Her sister is a totally new person. Not in a good way. It's the herd mentality combined with identity fluidity.

Most will choose slavery because it's "not that bad yet." Just wait, it will be. Rejoice in the coming Götterdamerung! LOLOZZOOOLLZOZLOL

Karalyn: did you see the hooker who killed the tech exec?
Markus: nope lolwut linky
Karalyn: http://valleywag.gawker.com/police-google-exec-murdered-by-heroin-dosing-prostitut-1602425957
Markus: AHAHAHHAAHA BEWARE TEH BUTTHEX
Markus: "It is incredible to see the number of people Forrest touched," remarked one friend
Markus: this is why we use the buddy system

"That I was certain of something which I had often doubted -- there were still noble beings amongst us in whose hearts lived unshakeable knowledge of a lofty ordered life. And since a high example leads us in its train, I took an oath before this head that from that day forth I would rather fall with the free man than go in triumph among the slaves." – On The Marble Cliffs by Ernst Jünger (1939)

Happy Independence Day

“There will be, in the next generation or so, a pharmacological method of making people love their servitude, and producing dictatorship without tears, so to speak, producing a kind of painless concentration camp for entire societies, so that people will in fact have their liberties taken away from them, but will rather enjoy it, because they will be distracted from any desire to rebel by propaganda or brainwashing, or brainwashing enhanced by pharmacological methods. And this seems to be the final revolution.” ― Aldous Huxley

"If you love wealth greater than liberty, the tranquility of servitude greater than the animating contest for freedom, go home from us in peace. We seek not your counsel, nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen." ― Samuel Adams

"The only thing that we can learn from history is that nobody ever learns from history." ― doktorjeep

Timo Boll vs. KUKA Robot

In the spirit of Garry Kasparov vs. Deep Blue, or John Henry vs. the Steam Drill. Timo Boll, the German table tennis star, is the new brand ambassador for KUKA Robotics in China. The collaboration celebrates the inherent speed, precision, and flexibility of KUKA's industrial robots in tandem with Boll's electrifying and tactical prowess in competition. To celebrate the new KUKA Robotics factory in Shanghai, the thrilling video was a highlight of the Grand Opening on March 11th, 2014.

Relive Ultra Miami 2012

Relive Ultra Korea 2013

Relive Ultra Miami 2013

Get used to screaming girls. If the Beatles could handle it, so can you. Edited by http://finalkid.com/

Mix 8 by Luke the Knife

Game of Thrones VFX Season 3

Five-time Emmy nominated VFX Supervisor Doug Campbell and three-time Emmy nominated Supervising Producer, Luke Groves led Spin’s team to deliver over 200 shots for the season, including Mance Rayder’s Camp, the Direwolves compositing sequences in the Northern Forest, CG crows, the 3D Unsullied Army, the Twins matte painting and The Wall 3D environment.

Jon Snow, Ygritte and the Wildlings climb the Wall, triggering a devastating ice slide. Comprised of over 80 shots, Spin created a 700′ ft wall, a couple miles in length (real world scale) that would hold up from any distance and any angle. Spin then simulated the entire ice slide event, shooting it from all cameras set up in the sequence that created a sense of scale and continuity over the sequence, playing out the action in real time.

We'll Always Be Freaks by Alan Ball

Ball has written two films, American Beauty (1999) and Towelhead (2007), the latter of which he also produced and directed. He is also the creator, writer and executive producer of the HBO drama series Six Feet Under and True Blood.

On True Blood: "I love all the characters deeply, but the most fun for me to write are Jason, Lafayette and Russell Edgington," he said. "They each have such a distinctive voice."

"I really enjoyed Bill because he's always struggled with being what he is," Ball continued. "I've really enjoyed Jason because I think he has really struggled to find meaning in his life over these last couple of seasons, and he's really hit a wall with being the 'hot guy,' and that's not really doing anything for him. I've enjoyed Pam and how earlier she was mostly comic relief but now she's developed her own story with her own emotional landscape. And I think that's really interesting, because she's such a guarded character."

Witcher 3 Sword of Destiny

See The Light by Julien Elsie

Pitbull by Die Antwoord

Bill and Hillary 1975

Don’t wait for the good woman. She doesn’t exist. There are women who can make you feel more with their bodies and their souls but these are the exact women who will turn the knife into you right in front of the crowd. Of course, I expect this, but the knife still cuts. The female loves to play man against man, and if she is in a position to do it there is not one who will resist. The male, for all his bravado and exploration, is the loyal one, the one who generally feels love. The female is skilled at betrayal and torture and damnation. Never envy a man his lady. Behind it all lies a living hell. -- Charles Bukowski

Shoot Em If You Got Em by VFA-27

Strike Fighter Squadron 27 (VFA-27), also known as the "Royal Maces", are a United States Navy F/A-18E Super Hornet fighter squadron stationed at Naval Air Facility Atsugi. They are a part of Carrier Air Wing 5 and are attached to the USS George Washington (CVN-73).

Turn Down for What by DJ Snake & Lil Jon

Lucia Di Lammermoorr by Vitas

Rick and Morty Ep1

빅뱅에 의해 환상적인 아기

Fantastic Baby is a 2012 platinum single by the K-Pop group Big Bang. A Japanese-language version was released in March 2012, on the Japanese version of Alive. The song was translated by Korean-Japanese member of M-Flo, Verbal.

Ronald McDonald by RakkaRakka

Lucy by Luc Besson

Gripes Go Up

Watch Dogs : Chicago

Watch Dogs is an upcoming open world action-adventure video game developed by Ubisoft Montreal and published by Ubisoft. It is due for release worldwide on May 27, 2014.

The game is set within a fictionalized version of Chicago, Illinois. The single-player story is told through Aiden Pearce, a highly skilled hacker, who can hack into various electronic systems, either to obtain and control information or to destroy such devices completely at specific times.

The game received over a combined 173 pre-release awards and nominations for both its displays at E3 2012 and 2013, including three awards and four nominations from the Game Critics Awards.

Generic Brand Video by Dissolve

By Dissolve

Tech Support Fridays

“A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, and die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.” -- Robert Heinlein

Markus: Driving while intoxicated and threatening a Texas highway trooper
Markus: http://www.fuse.tv/galleries/2014/03/musician-mugshots-gallery#53
Markus: damn homie cops got you good
Markus: mmfffpphhhrrphulburgers alejandro is on live chat again
Markus: john get ur assless chaps ready
Remy: 4:20
Markus: FFFOOUUURRR TWEENNNTTIIIIIEEZZZZ
Markus: rode the bus in this morning
Markus: lady said 7 people shot last night, most got hit in the legs and feet
Markus: http://www.sfgate.com/crime/article/7-injured-in-S-F-drive-by-shooting-5343098.php
John: damn
Remy: omg
Ben: Turk and Taylor is a prestigious intersection
Jesse: http://m.vice.com/read/this-american-bro-an-ethological-study?utm_source=vicefbus
Jesse: BROS FTW
Markus: lol

The Power of Now by Eckhart Tolle

A friend recommended Tolle's book, and I found myself completely absorbed in it from beginning to end. Tolle himself would probably agree that there is nothing essentially "new" about the ideas in the book; the value lies in the clear, intelligent and gentle way in which they are presented.

This book is carefully, thoughtfully, and beautifully written. He starts by illuminating the slippery and destructive patterns of the ego which confound spiritual and even physical well-being. Meditation and self-awareness are then shown to be practical techniques for breaking down and dissolving the various forms of mental pollution.

Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag

The infamous cast of characters you'll come across in Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag with commentary from Matt Ryan, the voice actor behind Captain Edward Kenway. Includes the backstory and motivations of historical pirates such as Blackbeard, Charles Vane, and Benjamin Hornigold from the true Golden Age of Pirates.

赤ちゃんの金属メギツネ

Megitsune is the second major single by the band Babymetal. It was released in Japan on June 19, 2013.



Markus: dude i am addicted to this shit now
Markus: WTF IS HAPPENING
Brian: hahaha you are mine now BUSAIKU!!!!!!
Scot: i downloaded that whole album last week its weirdly hypnotic
Markus: LOL

COSMOS 2014

FOX's own Seth MacFarlane reveals what inspired him to bring COSMOS: A SPACETIME ODYSSEY back to television and what he hopes it will accomplish.

Angélique Kidjo Tribute to Cesaria Evora

The Interview

Now this is how you recruit. We don't imitate other games, we imaginationitate them bitch!

The Garmlich Effect by South Park

Mix 5 Funk by Luke the Knife

Evolve by Turtle Rock Studios

Mother
Tell your children not to walk my way
Tell your children not to hear my words
What they mean
What they say

Not about to see your light
But if you wanna find hell with me
I gonna show you what it's like

Thailand by Justin Heaney

THAILAND - In the Garden of the Dragon from Justin Heaney

Elephant in the Room by Patrice O'Neal

VICE with Kim Dotcom

Drunk History of Nikola Tesla

Touch by Jean-Baptiste Chandelier

Motown Mix 1 by DJ Cocheze

The Only by Static-X

Adapt and overcome. You ask why. Don't apologize. That is a legitimate question. This is your answer. Civilization requires gangs with vision who are on a path. Your choice is to learn, understand, and follow that path. That, or choose the iconography of the enslaved until all your delicious nectar is gone.

"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man." — George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman (1903)

Pipeline Winter 2013 by Eric Sterman

Deep Roots Reggae by freq09