Friday, January 18, 2013

There Is No Game

"We don’t know who butthexed first, us or them. But we do know it was them that weaponized the sexual marketplace while scorching the sky. At the time, they were dependent on simp manginas. It was believed they would be unable to survive without an energy source as abundant as the common man’s collective bunghole."

"This… this isn’t the butthex?"

"No. It is another training program designed to teach you one thing: if you are not one of us LOLOZLZOLLOOL'ers, you are one of them fiat bernankerz. You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be unbuttplugged. It is not the game that changes, it is only yourself."

-- by GBFM