Lewis Black on Broadway

One problem is that humans, as a rule, tend to be terrible at seeing the bigger picture and how they fit within it. If that's what education is and that's 47th, what is education if it's 50th? What could they possibly be teaching? I think what they do is, they take the kids to school in Arkansas; they feed 'em Coco Puffs for three hours, then they open the door to the school, and let the kids run, and run, and run, and who ever hits the most trees gets an A. Oh look, Johnny poked his eye out! Honor roll! -- Lewis Black