Wherever I May Roam

And the earth becomes my throne
I adapt to the unknown
Under wandering stars I've grown
By myself but not alone
I ask no one
And my ties are severed clean
Less I have the more I gain
Off the beaten path I reign

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

Remy: DO NOT PUT ICE CUBES IN MY SHOTS
Ben: HOW HARD IS IT TO POUR A FUCKING SHOT
Bartender: i think you guys have had enough
Security: there are families here you need to leave
Ben: FINE BUT I KEEP THE SOMBRERO

Oakland Shootings

In less than 24 hours over the weekend, 12 people were shot along Oakland streets -- three of them fatally, their deaths marking the city's 63rd, 64th and 65th homicides of the year.

As of Sunday evening, investigators had not identified a motive or a suspect in any of the shootings, and none appeared to be connected, police said.

The bloody spate of shootings began just after 11 p.m. Friday outside an East Oakland house where a birthday party was being held. Police say four men were shot in the 400 block of 105th Avenue in the Sobrante Park area.

Hotline Miami

Happy friday faphoppers! All the douchetards here in SF love the new Daft Punk album so here is the antidote. Dedicated to my cousin Dana for those really bad days when she hijacks the steamroller.

YAAARRRRRRR

Tech Support Thursdays

Karalyn: fucking web page is taking forever to load
Markus: stuck in "Sending request..."
Karalyn: wtf is going on
Markus: WAITING TO API DOWNLOAD UR MOM
Karalyn: http://devopsreactions.tumblr.com/post/57780524288/our-engineers-are-working-to-fix-the-problem-in-the
Scot: is it very busy there at logistics technologies?
Scot: nice
Scot: but seriously that is something i have been meaning to talk to you about for a while now
Scot: spelling errors ESPECIALLY in regards to data center locations are very very serious and important to my heart
Markus: oh yes i love it when u talk dirty
Scot: can you please patch me through to your CEO in this chat room please
Markus: i bet you have a huge data center
Scot: i wish to speak to him immediately
Markus: our CEO is shipping you our clive limited edition kneepads

The Golden Stream

Frank Yang